I had my thoughts in my head... make a serious, relationship-based comic in Stripcreator. I started making it, and while I tried so hard to be serious, the harder I tried, the funnier everyone seemed to think it was! This is the story in it's full, glorified form. All 20 episodes of Chapter 4 are written already, just have to put them in and I'm too tired now to do it.

The First Comic by WiLzzt 7-11-02

Our story begins in an uneventful city, with an uneventful chemist, Dr. Zbob. Dr. Zbob was sitting in his laboratory, thinking. I am thinking Just then, a small bird appeared in his lab! Wh.. Where am I? Wh...

So read it already. One fellow who read it claimed it's already Jumped the Shark, but I think there's still some value in the story. What say the discriminating comedians of this joint?

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Silly me. I should post a few more so it takes longer for you dupes to load the page!

The Introduction by WiLzzt 7-11-02

You punk! However you got in here, You'd better tell me your name or I'll be eatin' chicken tonight! Please don't kill me! My... those are the most beautiful green eyes I've ever seen... *weep* *weep* Please, don't cry, lil' lady. What's your name?

Part III of the first comic by WiLzzt 7-11-02

My name? It's Chili. Hey, Chili, how did you get here? I'm here from another dimension.. Interesting... I need help to return to my homeland. I must be going crazy. That's the most beautiful creature I've ever seen in my life

The LSD sets in! by WiLzzt 7-11-02

Some time later... So what you're telling me is that you've been travelling through parallel worlds, trying to get back to the land of the emerald penguins? That's the large and small of it. And I can help you how? You can come with me! Just close your eyes and count to three! And I thoughtg I wasn't hallucinating there for a second... One... two... you aren't counting with me!

The plot thickens! by WiLzzt 7-11-02

All right, already. My eyes are closed. One... Two... Thr... Oh dear... This isn't home either... Somehow I didn't think it would be.

Egad! by WiLzzt 7-11-02

I've got a bad feeling about this place. What kind of mess did you get us into, exactly? Excuse me a moment... Egad! A cop! What in the world kind of freaky thing are you? A monster!

[Click to view comic: 'Avast!']
[Click to view comic: 'Under arrest']
[Click to view comic: 'It's the last thing you want to hear']
[Click to view comic: 'Out of prison, into the fire']
and so on ad infinitum. I THINK IT'S PRETTY GOOD ANYWAY.

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Funnily enough, I agree.

Actually, I think the comic took a turn for the better here. And now, some more comics for you to read! SAY IT AIN'T SO, JOE

Small Village I by WiLzzt 7-11-02

An hour of running later... what is this place? Looks like a small village Egad! A monster! Oh no, not another one of THESE guys again! Wait.. you're not a monster, just bear a strong resemblance to one. Might I ask what you're doing here? what is this place?

Explanations and stuff by WiLzzt 7-11-02

The Cotton CandyMan then proceeded to explain that this was the land of CottoCandy, and all the people, the houses, everything was made of cotton candy. They had been arrested for mistaken identity. Some strange monster looking very similar to Doctor Zbob, something called "The Knightt", was rampaging through towns and villages eating everything in sight At the center of town is a magic telephone that will grant Doctor Zbob three wishes tomorrow So... where do you want to spend the night? This explanation has truly caused me to question my sanity

Small Village III: The Telephone by WiLzzt 7-11-02

The next morning, Doctor Zbob was confronted with the magic telephone. As long as I am imagining all this, I may as well wish to get out of here No! That is the one thing you must not wish! Oy vey. Pushy for a hallucination, aren't we? If you wish to leave this place we are all doomed! What's that? I think I hear a telephone ringing! Is it for me? I think so!

Oh dear by WiLzzt 7-11-02

Uh... Since I cannot pick you up... I WISH ME AND CHILI WERE OUT OF THIS PLACE! It was then Doctor Zbob discovered he was indeed no longer in the village, he was somewhere else - a thousand feet in the air! You AGAIN?! I thought I left you at that village. My LOVE! I am falling to my death but I shall enjoy every second of it

Cliffhanger! by WiLzzt 7-11-02

Since Doctor Zbob has approximately 6 seconds before he hits the ground at 1000 feet, neglecting air friction, he'd better make it snappy. Please, say you love me at least once before I die! well, he IS going to die, and I will flap my wings and live, I may as well make the kid happy... ...Please? all right, already. I don't think you're entirely repulsive. Cliffhanger!

I didn't explain this one very well. Chili never got around to saying anything, she thought what she did in the second panel to try and psyche herself up.
[Click to view comic: 'The plot thickens yet again! Chapter 2 of the comic begins!']
[Click to view comic: 'The pilot']
[Click to view comic: 'Airplane to crash soon!']
[Click to view comic: 'Boom!']

WHat happens next? CLICK HERE to find out!

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No comments? No questions? :( YOU MAKE MISTER SAD SAD
SEE THIS BUG WANTS YOU TO READ THE COMIC WHY DON'T YOU

INTERMISSION by WiLzzt 7-27-02

  - - - - - - - - - INTERMISSION - - - - - - - - - HEY I'M MISTER BUG. I'M GONNA BUG YOU INTO READING THIS COMIC IT'S A GREAT COMIC. A BIRD AND A SCIENTIST FALL IN LOVE AND HAVE WACKY ADVENTURES. A MUST-SEE.   No, *I'M* Mister Bug. And by the way, your fly is down.

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Its like Obijo and Crabby had a baby , and he got his own account.

Welcome to our world little one. It may seem a bit scary at first , with anal-probing robots and dismemebered floating heads that suck , but youll get used to it eventually.

Of course , theres Bazilla , but we shall protect you from his Welsh Shittyness as best we can.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I was in wales once. Lots o' sheep there. Does Bazilla like sheep? I do. But there was like other people around so no funny business with the foreign sheep chickas! That was the most regretted moment of my life.

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