I went camping in the Cascades by Spankling 7-29-02

In the early morning hours nature calls. Yes. A Spankling does shit in the woods. I hope this isn't poison ivy I'm squatting in. Oh! A bear! What a stink! I wonder what that ugly thing eats. The two creatures of God eye each other with suspicion. Good god is it big and hairy! Nice ass though... Why is it rubbing its tiny hairless butt on that poison ivy? It must be tougher than it looks! But alas, no mutual communion is reached. Hello there Yogi. You look lonely. Come here often? ROAR! (Gaa! It's coming after me! Run everybody! RUN!)

Almost true, but not quite. I just got back last night. I thought camping and animal stories would make for interesting comix (I hope). Any others out there?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

It's not quite entirely an animal story, but tonight after we finished watching a movie in the den and went to bed, all the smoke alarms went off and i went out of my room and there was lots of smoke and everything. We grabed the animals(token characters) and went outside. Supposedly a fire started in our furnace pipe and smoulderd sending smoke everywhere. I hope I don't die in the night of carbon monoxide poisioning.

I was also in a car accident today(small one), got yelled at by a cop, and chased a turkey(more animals) with a friend through a strangers yard.

How exciting.

Where is your God now?

That does sound like a sucky day. Why was the cop yelling at you? For chasing turkeys?

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

It sure would have been funny if Nate had of died today, and I mean that in a completely normal, friendly and un-psychotic way.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is there any other way?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I don't think Nate dying would be funny. With the following three exceptions:

[list=1][*]The turkey did it[*]The cop yelled at him for being dead[*]Both of the above

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Also, if he had been run over by a Dodge pickup full of Orthodox rabbis.

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What others say about boorite!

Or in a collision between said truck of rabbis and a truck full of dimes.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

Now that's just mean.

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What others say about boorite!

I have a funny story about a sheep, well, she didn't find it funny.

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

Or in a collision between a truck of rabbits and a truck full of mimes.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Anyone being killed by mimes would be funny.

It can't be that funny, the mime doesn't laugh.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Haha!

I knew the jewish were pot fiends.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

National lampoon's 3 laws of humor:

1) Toilets are funny
2) Dead children are not funny
3) Unless they were killed by a toilet.

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When they invent BookFace, I'm -there-.

I made this poor excuse for an animation. More like a slide show. Oh well.

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I know I shouldn't find that animation funny, but I really do. Good one, Josh.

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The fact that you took the time to animate that little run-down gives you four stars in my book.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

The "WHY?" bit makes it for me.

Its a modern day work of art.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

Can't...

stop...

laughing...

DexX running away still looking at the screen is hilarious.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Damn... looks like Josh's hosting is out of bandwidth...

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Marvelous.