Blatant attention whoring *grins*

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 7 (blatant attention whoring)']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

You need to work on your haikus. The first line has four syllables too many, and the second one too few.

Try:

To get attention
A budding newbie scripter
Must insult veterans.

Doesn't the feng shui smell nicer already?

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

I was just wondering why the two guys felt they had to spend all their time hanging around a graveyard.

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane']
[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane']

Incidentally, Dr K, I make your last line as having 6 syllables, unless you pronounce "veterans" as "vet-rans".

My accent pleads "no contest."

(I do try to keep syllabically ambiguous words out of my haikus, but that one snuck in.)

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Well shucks... shame it wasn't s'posed to be a haiku, but that would've been funnier. I'm not worthy *Bows down*. How about...

Insulting old faves
Is the ticket to stardom
In this goddamn place?

See, I'm no poet, so I stick to my strengths. Namely keeping two guys in a graveyard for days on end to resurect dead chicks and have sex with them :)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's Bane']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Aaaaw... you're killing me, guys! *Wipes away a tear*

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interviews with a Necromancer 5']

You're using all my jokes... *Wipes off at least three more and grumbles* :Þ

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 8']

(Necessary disclaimer: The opinions of the characters are not necessarily the opinions of the author. Benny doesn't fuck dead chicks. Honest.)

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 9']

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

kaufman doesn't suck.

Kaufman is one of the great Gawds of Stripcreator.

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This is not my empire.

[Click to view comic: 'And now for something completely different part 2']

^_^

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

quote:

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kaufman doesn't suck.

Kaufman is one of the great Gawds of Stripcreator.

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And now you can, thanks to the Kaufman School of Strip Creation. By the end of the semester, you'll be writing comics indistinguishable from his. Just ask former valedictorian ElTigreMask2K!

[Click to view comic: 'Final Exam at the KSCS']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's bane - Interlude 11: More Haiku Narration']

*Flogs dead horse*

Last one, I promise >:D

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

I really wanted tibia kaufman clone, but I knew you guys would just rib me about it.

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[Click to view comic: 'Necromancer's Bone']