Before the vets have a cow, I plan on sticking my comics in this thread from now on. Besides, the other was filled with mindless chitter chatter.

[Click to view comic: 'Gatsby and Maude']
I didn't think this one was funny at first but I gave it 24 hours and it's much funnier to me now. I thought of this while brainstorming for a comic I could do as a series. I might still build a series off it. I dunno.

[Click to view comic: 'Dirty Thoughts']
This has probably been done before.

[Click to view comic: 'Nails']
I feel as if this is my strongest comic of the bunch.

[Click to view comic: 'When Animals Attack: Outtakes']

[Click to view comic: 'When Animals Attack: Outtakes Part 2']

[Click to view comic: 'Help me!']

[Click to view comic: 'Help me Pt. 2']

How come every newbie believes dissing wirthling is the key to stardom?

That's kind of what I was getting at. I think it's rather silly too.

A comic that gets people accepted by the regulars is called "A Good Comic".

Yeah. De-stress about "acceptance" and just have some fun. Make your own comics, and forget about what everyone else is doing. You don't even need to write strips to fit in around here - just contribute to the discussions and try to have fun.

Generally, people become regulars when they stop worrying about whether they are regulars yet.

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So does that mean I'm a regular then? :)

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This is not my empire.

So does that mean I'm a regular then? :)

That's what it says under your name!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

So does that mean I'm a regular then? :)

That's what it says under your name!

Eek! I posted too much!!

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This is not my empire.

Either that, or you've been eating too much fiber.

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A comic that gets people accepted by the regulars is called "A Good Comic".

You've been especially curt with the newbies lately. Are you having problems at home?

Agreed. A while after posting the comic I thought to myself "What do I care, really?" I'd rather have fun contributing than being the perma-newbie tugging at the regulars shirt sleeves after every comic I post.

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate." - George Burns

The student has become the master.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

bator.

Boinky, do us all a favour and fall into a volcano.

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Dad was flammable

Now that I know I will be doing it, I will more be jumping in it!

As long as it ends in your charred corpse, I don't care if you pogo stick your way in.

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Dad was flammable

How about moon boots?

I don't think they have volcanoes on the moon...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Do they on URANUS?????!!!!!!??????

Only after a curry the night before...

*Rimshot*

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

As a newbie, i figure my comics are fairly random. So here's the first. Read them all, flame me till my sinuses hurt, then tell me what you really think, in any order you choose.
[Click to view comic: 'Sometimes Irrational Unintelligent Violence is the Answer.']

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Who are you? What do you want?

Seems an appropriate thread. I've been going to make a strip of this conversation for a few days now...

[Click to view comic: 'Yet another real life conversation...']

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