Before the vets have a cow, I plan on sticking my comics in this thread from now on. Besides, the other was filled with mindless chitter chatter.

Gatsby and Maude by RonnieDobbs 7-28-02

Sunday Night at the Gatsby and Maude household... GATSBY! WHOOSH!!!! Yes hun? How many times do I have to tell you to check your pockets for severed limbs before I do the laundry!?

I didn't think this one was funny at first but I gave it 24 hours and it's much funnier to me now. I thought of this while brainstorming for a comic I could do as a series. I might still build a series off it. I dunno.

Dirty Thoughts by RonnieDobbs 7-27-02

Hey you! Yeah, you. Listen. We'll do anything if you take us off the starting palette. Please! We're being held here against our will! Always smiling. Never aloud to blink. It's torture! And we're NEVER used as main characters anyways. C'mon mister, we'll do anything. What do ya say? ....... You're a damn sicko.

This has probably been done before.

Nails by RonnieDobbs 7-30-02

Wow! This sunset is beautiful! Almost euphoric! Yeah... 'Course the nails kind of ruin the moment.

I feel as if this is my strongest comic of the bunch.

When Animals Attack: Outtakes by RonnieDobbs 7-31-02

So...do you like...stuff? Yep.

When Animals Attack: Outtakes Part 2 by RonnieDobbs 7-31-02

Hey man, got any toilet paper? AAAAGH! A bear! Pinecones are a bitch on the ass fur. Hmph. GAAAAAAAAAH!

Help me! by RonnieDobbs 8-01-02

So, God, I was wondering if you could give me an idea for a comic that will finally get me accepted by the regulars. RonnieDobbs, my son, I am sorry but I cannot help you. God Damnit! I heard that. So...Mr. Dobbs. I hear you require some assistance.

Help me Pt. 2 by RonnieDobbs 8-01-02

Ok, now here's what you do. *psst psst psst psst psst* ...... wirthling sucks. Totally.

How come every newbie believes dissing wirthling is the key to stardom?

That's kind of what I was getting at. I think it's rather silly too.

A comic that gets people accepted by the regulars is called "A Good Comic".

Yeah. De-stress about "acceptance" and just have some fun. Make your own comics, and forget about what everyone else is doing. You don't even need to write strips to fit in around here - just contribute to the discussions and try to have fun.

Generally, people become regulars when they stop worrying about whether they are regulars yet.

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So does that mean I'm a regular then? :)

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So does that mean I'm a regular then? :)

That's what it says under your name!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

So does that mean I'm a regular then? :)

That's what it says under your name!

Eek! I posted too much!!

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Either that, or you've been eating too much fiber.

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A comic that gets people accepted by the regulars is called "A Good Comic".

You've been especially curt with the newbies lately. Are you having problems at home?

Agreed. A while after posting the comic I thought to myself "What do I care, really?" I'd rather have fun contributing than being the perma-newbie tugging at the regulars shirt sleeves after every comic I post.

"I'd rather be a failure at something I love, than a success at something I hate." - George Burns

The student has become the master.

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bator.

Boinky, do us all a favour and fall into a volcano.

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Now that I know I will be doing it, I will more be jumping in it!

As long as it ends in your charred corpse, I don't care if you pogo stick your way in.

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Dad was flammable

How about moon boots?

I don't think they have volcanoes on the moon...

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Do they on URANUS?????!!!!!!??????

Only after a curry the night before...

*Rimshot*

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

As a newbie, i figure my comics are fairly random. So here's the first. Read them all, flame me till my sinuses hurt, then tell me what you really think, in any order you choose.

Sometimes Irrational Unintelligent Violence is the Answer. by Mr2Duks 7-31-02

Sors Imanis et Inanis I'm gonna KILL your ass! What? Moritori Nolumus Mori ¡rAGING rIVER Of fURIOUS fIRE! HuWAA! ...ow...I suppose. Neme Mori Facias BOOYA Bitch! I don't entirely understand.

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Seems an appropriate thread. I've been going to make a strip of this conversation for a few days now...

Yet another real life conversation... by DexX 8-03-02

Subscribe to AOL now! Gah!!! Sure, subscribe to AOL and join the horde of fuckbies... Fuckbies? Fuckwit newbies. D'uh. Great word!

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