I\\\'m new, and...uh...here\\\'s my pointless comix. ENJOY

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PIKAPIKACHU LOLX I WRITE POINTLESS COMIX FOR A LIVING

These comics are a riot. Somebody turn a fire-hose on them!

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

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This one's kinda stupid. I came up with this idea while eatting lunch or something.

PS: I'll take any other people's ideas, too. SO GIMME YOUR IDEAS NOW

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PIKAPIKACHU LOLX I WRITE POINTLESS COMIX FOR A LIVING

Here is an idea........BE FUNNY! HISSSS!!!!!!

I've got an idea.

try to include a punchline somewhere in your comics, at the end maybe. It may sound absurd but it really does help.
some kind of joke at least.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Not so much an idea, rather free advise.

Spelling 'comics' with an 'x' is neither cool nor funny. It simply makes you look like an illiterate baboon. Which, despite the amusing multi-coloured anus, is not good. Not good at all.

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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Not so much an idea, rather free advise.

Spelling 'comics' with an 'x' is neither cool nor funny. It simply makes you look like an illiterate baboon. Which, despite the amusing multi-coloured anus, is not good. Not good at all.

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ANUS

Amen brother!

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

Preaching to the converted here Bro.

Can we call him a "Cocksucking Wiener_Whacker" now?

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

I hate l337, but I can tolerate it. BUT IT BELONGS NOT IN A COMIC! NO
NO
NO
NO!!!

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Little did I know that snakebites were poisonous. Even littler of did I know that I'm allergic to penicillin. That was just not my day...

I don't see any problem with this. I might even go so far as to endorse such an action.

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I hate l337, but I can tolerate it. BUT IT BELONGS NOT IN A COMIC! NO
NO
NO
NO!!!

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Okay, FINE. I'll stop making comiCS. HAPPY NOW

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PIKAPIKACHU LOLX I WRITE POINTLESS COMIX FOR A LIVING

It's a start, but until your testicles are crushed by a speeding locomotive I don't think anyone will be truly happy...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

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I hate l337, but I can tolerate it. BUT IT BELONGS NOT IN A COMIC! NO
NO
NO
NO!!!

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This could be made funnier by making reference to Mary Poppins earlier in the strip, perhaps as the subject of the stalking in place of Calista Flockhart (wouldn't stalking her be necrophillia?)

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

You guys wouldn't know humor if it bit your ass!

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PIKAPIKACHU LOLX I WRITE POINTLESS COMIX FOR A LIVING

Judging by your comics , it more than likely has bitten you on the ass , youve shit a brick (or several tons worth) and from the resulting excrement mountain , youve formed these comics.

They are fucking awful mate. And i dont mean that in any kind of nice way. Theyre so shit ,you could use them as a source of alternative energy.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

It's true. The sc.com server gets it's energy from your comics.

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

Kaufman, I don't care what anyone else says. No matter how many times I read that comic, my eyes tear up, I'm laughing so hard.

That is, without a doubt, your best-set-up pun EVER.

**applauds fervently**

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This is not my empire.