old jokes, new style

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 1']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

it just keeps getting... dumber

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 2']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Okay, those are good.

...who are you really?

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

DexX, I really am a newbie, as this strip will prove.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

You were on a good run there, but that last one was shite.

Is Kaufman in MENSA, I wonder?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Proving that it really is just a newbie.

Smarmulus is an old friend of mine who I haven't since 8th grade. I pointed him here.

He read all of my comics before creating any, hence his fascination with Tobor, Spankling, and our other in-jokes.

I apologize for damaging him.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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old jokes, new style

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What is often said to be sincerest form of flattery?

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Thank you Kaufman. Very clever of you to spot that joke.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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Smarmulus is an old friend of mine who I haven't since 8th grade. I pointed him here.

He read all of my comics before creating any, hence his fascination with Tobor, Spankling, and our other in-jokes.

I apologize for damaging him.

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Is soilded actually a word?

Just curious...

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Carry the battle to them. Don't let them bring it to you. Put them on the defensive. And don't ever apologize for anything. - Harry S Truman, 33rd president of US (1884 - 1972)

A great start , two great comics , then a truly shit third instalment.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

KKP, I promise the fourth installment will make up for the third. Really...

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Here's my attempt at self redemption.

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 3']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Oh, so now you're professing to be superior to George Lucas!

My advice, write off #4 as a lost cause, then make a respectable comeback with the fifth.

(Seriously, the parallels are spooky, right down to Pope Tobor's equivalence to the ewoks).

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You are right Kaufman. It took me until #5, but I'm back in top form finally.

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 4']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

another groaner I'm afraid, but still funny I think

[Click to view comic: 'Spankling Attempts To Join MENSA part 5']

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

*End Series*

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Ich Bin Ein StripCreator

Sorry Charlie (er, Thread_Nazi) but I'm not quite finished. I thought up the final strip at the same time I thought up the first strip.

I must share it with the world!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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Sorry Charlie (er, Thread_Nazi) but I'm not quite finished. I thought up the final strip at the same time I thought up the first strip.

I must share it with the world!

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Testing, testing...

You are all fallible. I am not.

Testing, testing...

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Get it right!

The funniest part is me being considered for MENSA.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

If I could mary Smarmulus, I would.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

dcomposed,
thanks for the offer but I'm already married, and quite happy with my wife.

Spankling, wanted to let you know I'm not "trolling" you, just felt the Spankling character was good for this series.

Here are the two final payoff entries.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka