Fuzzyman is back with more zany computer professional situation comedy. I hope everyone who is inclined will contribute to this new series.

To be continued, natch...

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Fuzzyman - Just like Dilbert but he has a beard, apparently by kramer_vs_kramer 8-08-02

Anne, I've been checking the access logs and it appears you've been spending a lot of time at GiantCockRampage.com Um, only in my lunchbreak. Why, is that a problem? No, no problem. I was just wondering - could I use your password? They won't accept my credit card.

Fuzzyman Blah blah blah by kramer_vs_kramer 8-08-02

Fuzzyman, since I promoted you to Network Manager, productivity has dropped by 12%. I'm afraid I have no alternative but to take action. What, you're going to sack me? No. I'm not going to sack you. What are you in for? I took an extra ten minutes for lunch.

Ich heisse Fuzzyman und Ich brauche einen Kugelschreiber by kramer_vs_kramer 8-08-02

That's it, you've gone too far. Locking me in the dungeon was the last straw. I will not tolerate insubordinance, Fuzzyman. Prepare to die! Activate Hyper-Boss Armour! Huh? So... where's the armour, then? I forgot, the ex-wife got to keep it.

An attempt to make ammends?
Or maybe I'll just make it worse.

The New Adventures Of Fuzzyman LAN Manager # 2 by Zegota 8-08-02

I forgot my password again. That's not a problem, happens all the time, I'll just look it up for you. Your password is BUTTFUCKMEPLZ I forgot my password again *sigh*

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Oh... my.

I'm turning into a Tobor / Cowoby / Asiangirl / Spankling character.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Smarmulus, your comics are gash.

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Dad was flammable

Simplify by fuzzyman 8-08-02

Fuzzyman, "E-Mail Project Manager" is too difficult a title to remember. We need to think up something more streamlined for you. I'm open to suggestions. MailExpert? MailLord? MailDespot? MailGod? MailGuru? MailFellow? MailMan? MailZeus? MailManager? MailKing? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. MailHo. That'll do.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

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Smarmulus, your comics are gash.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Stop that. Now.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Fuzzyman MailHo - The Return by Smarmulus 8-14-02

With those two out of the way I can get back to doing what I do best - managing e-mail projects. Fuzzyman MailHo thank god you're back. I was lost without you. I'll tell you just one more time, your password is BUTFUKMEPLZ. Thank you. AHHHHH! The satisfaction of being needed!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

I'm sorry, that password does not meet our password complexity requirements.

bU%fUKm3pL2

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 1 by Smarmulus 8-17-02

Hi. I'm new here. What's your name handsome? Man, Fuzzy Man. I'm Connie Lindquist. Can you show me how my computer thingy works? Certainly. Would you like that shaken or stirred? Why don't you give me a private tour of the nearest server closet? I know once we get started X will contact me with a new assignment, but as usual I will ignore the coitus interruptus.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Fuzzy Man in Her Majesty's Secret Cervix # 2 by Smarmulus 8-17-02

Meanwhile in X's secret office... Five Dollar, where the devil is Man? & in X's secret waiting room... I buzz his secret agent watch sir, but he not answer. It appears Fuzzy Man is not finished with his unscheduled work break... I shouldn't ignore this call since it is probably X attempting to contact me about my next assignment. Then again, I shouldn't be smoking in this tiny equipment room either.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka