My fellow newbies have been receiving some harsh, and just, critics.
Now sink your teeth into this.

Delerius pickpockets attempt to find the yellow brick road by Zegota 8-06-02

So, I heard you're a writer? Are you writing a book right now? Yes I am. What are you gonna call it? Daterape: Not just for professionals anymore

Nicotine patches are available in the mess hall by Zegota 8-06-02

I know I said I'd go out with you tonight but I really don't feel like it anymore. Come on, you gotta give me chance. Okay, give me two good reasons why I'd go out with you after all. a .45 and a shovel

Nautical substances deviate from their original intentions by Zegota 8-08-02

Dear God, I've been abducted by aliens. What horrible experiments will they perform on me? What dreadfull things will they insert into me. Please Mr Alien, Don't hurt me!! Don't give me an Anal-Buttprobe. Don't impregnate me with a gruesome monster, please let me go! Pull my finger

Little Bastard #4 by Zegota 8-06-02

Hey there Little Bastard, is your grandmother still missing? Yeah, we're starting to get really worried. I'm sure she'll turn up someday. Don't let it get to you. I won't. Oh, and I finally found a use for that shovel you gave me. That's great Little Bastard, you just play with your shovel. I should get going now, I see the cops just stopped in front of my door. I wonder why. Maybe you've got someone's dead grandmother buried in your backyard.

Little Bastard #5 by Zegota 8-06-02

Hey Mister, I finally cleared my reputation of being gay. Really, I wonder how you got that reputation, who in the world would spread such rumours? How come you cleared your name? I got a girlfriend. This new girl showed up on the block, she came over to introduce herself and we were getting it on by the end of the day. That's nice to hear Little Bastard, was she any good. Are you kidding, she does everything and she knows perfectly how to treat a man. She's the best Well, she should be. Her real name is Bob and his sex-change cost me 10000$, not to mention the money he wanted for prostituting himself with you.

[Click to view comic: 'That's one sick little puppy #3']

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

Good stuff. I look forward to reading more of your comics.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Possibly some of the best newbie comics to appear here ever.

Excellent work.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

it's a scam.
a conspiracy!

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Mmm...they speak to you!!!

"Pull my finger" was such a godawful bad punchline, so degraded and juvenile, so lacking in originality or appeal to any higher sensibility, that it actually made me laugh. Please continue to reinforce our abysmal standards.

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What others say about boorite!

*Looks at Boorite's signature, then at Boorite* Higher sensibilities...?

I like Ze's comics... I like them muchly. He makes me jealous of his comic timing.

Bah.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

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Possibly some of the best newbie comics to appear here ever.

Excellent work.

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fuzzyman's first strip is still one of my all-time favourites.

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