Loser? by Scyess 8-08-02

My God! You've never seen Blue Velvet? What the hell do you do with your evenings?? Well, when I'm not innovating lucrative, award-winning inventions, I like to go to a celebrity party or windsurfing. I also enjoy exploring unmapped regions of the Amazon, or climb mountains previously thought unscalable. Sometimes I just have sex with my girlfriend for 8 hours. Which reminds me... gotta go. Later! I can't believe he's never seen Blue Velvet. What a loser.

Gettin' culture by boorite 8-08-02

You've never seen "Blue Velvet?" What the hell are you doing in the evenings? I dunno. Bangin' some ho. Well, I can't believe you haven't seen this film. Right. It's late. Gotta go. God, how I envy him.

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Is It the Blue? Or the Velvet? by Scyess 8-08-02

Wednesday Hey, Jon. I'm off. Are you sure you don't want Bova to fix you up with a date? Nah, I'll just stay here and watch Blue Velvet. Thursday We're going to watch evangelists douse themselves in gasoline and attempt to walk through fire protected by their faith alone! Want to come? Hm... it's tempting, but I think I'd rather watch Blue Velvet. Friday Last chance to come with us camping and rafting for the weekend. Geez... do you actually think I'd REALLY rather do that than watch Blue Velvet?

Blue Velvet My Ass by Scyess 8-08-02

I'm telling you, skydiving would be fun, but why would I bother when I COULD be watching Blue Velvet... Okay, okay. I'll stay and watch your damned movie. So what's it about, anyway? Oh... well... ummm, you see, there's this guy... and this other, um... You've never even seen it, have you? Well, I heard it was really good!

The rest of y'all are free to join in if you want.

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"Old" is the old new.

Blue Loser by KajunFirefly 8-08-02

Don't tell me YOU haven't seen "Blue Velvet" either? What's the world coming to? Sorry dude, I thought it was a song. I saw it when I was laid up with rotator cuff tendinitis and I've watched it every day since, it's a classic. Well, how about you come to Hawaii with us this weekend, we could get some hot foreign girls and watch it one night? No thanks, I don't like all that sunshine, and I'm not a huge fan of "hot birds". YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED PENGUINS!

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Dad was flammable