Because I find gabe so amazingly funny and downright outrageous at times. And I still laugh like a hyena at that line of his.......I just wanted to put up a thread for all crazy things Gabe!

All Aboard The Good Ship ObiJo! by Jael 5-07-01

Dear Mr. Billings, We regret to inform you that your script for "Pedantic Felchmonkeying Robo Babes 2001" is not quite what we had in mind for the Sundance Network. Shut up DexX! I TOLD You Gabe! The regulars try to help. Well Gabe, I personally think you're in a rut. I mean come on, how many jokes can there be about Wirthling anyway? Shut up Jael! And fail miserably again. And now kids, our special screening of the flaming hot new indie film...." "Dog on A Ball: The Real John Wayne Gacy Story" AGAIN??? Oh man!

---
Women are fisher's of men because we all know.... The small ones you throw back. The medium ones you eat. The large ones you mount.

Which line would that be? The 'I hate wirthling' one? 'Cause I can't really take credit for that one. It just came to me.

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Here's the formula for success...

Where All the Good Ideas Come From by gabe_billings 5-07-01

Billings, you're about as funny as my ass. $50 says you can't make a comic that doesn't mention donkey sodomy, wirthling or felching.. You're on, bunner, you assmonkey. Well? Take a check?

---
100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Thanks for finally admitting that you stole all of your good shit from me. You've shown a lot more guts than the others here who mercilessly tap my talents.

Ok, that's total crap, but that strip was really funny. :- )

---
I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?ID=14425

Channel-surfing safari... by DexX 5-07-01

...then join the scattered sample dots with a line of best-fit. Notice the soft, round, curved graph we end up with so much like a firm, round breast- *click!* *ksshht!* "You, sir, are an ass!" "Ah piss off, ya whinging pommie bastard!" "Your provincial retorts are but empty beastial grunts- *click!* *ksshht!* "TOBOR'S GUEST THIS WEEK IS BRITISH COMEDIAN BEN ELTON. RAR!!! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE BEN ELTON!!! *click!* Note to self - cancel subscription to Low Pass Cable Network.

---
This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

Pssst. Jael's doing a naked hula hoop in the "I am a collosal geek" thread. Get over there quick!

---
I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.