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Kevin_Keegans_Perm
Bean There, Done That

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The family tree was chainsawed Wednesday Week
So now i have to mingle with the meek
Hey mister you have finally met your match
Now everybody wants to kiss my snatch
To go where god knows who has gone before
I am a muse , not a mistress not a whore

Oh suburban shits who want some class
All queue up to kiss my ass
And i was only trying to please
I never got any royalties
Oh no
Not me
Im Still
Sliding through life on charm
Sliding through life on charm

If Marianne was born a man shed show you all
A way to piss your life against the wall
Go ahead why dont you leave me to these thugs
And creeps who want to fuck a nun on drugs.
Is it such a sin i never ever tried too hard
I had to know how far was going too far

In proper homes throughout the land
Fathers tried to understand
Why youth who is seventeen
Aspires to live her life like me
Oh no Cant you see Daddy
Shes just captivated by my charms
Sliding through life on charm.

I wonder why the schools dont teach anything useful nowadays.
Like how to fall from grace , and slide with elegance
From a pedestal i never asked to be on in the first place

Sliding on charm
Sliding on charm
Sliding on charm
Sliding on charm
Sliding on charm
Sliding on charm

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Marianne Faithful continues to amaze me by being so utterly off the wall and unbelievably bitter its unreal.

Love it.

Fantastic Stuff.

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"Life Sucks, Then you Die. The bit inbetween isnt very funny either"

8-10-02 5:54pm (new)
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kramer_vs_kramer
Stripcreator Newbie

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The Super Furry Animals once sang this. I have highlighted the best bits:

[b]Gonna manage my time
Just like Johann Cruyff[/b]
If we do it together
We've got meaning of life

But I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it

The feeling's good
The time is now
So throw the knife
Towards the meaning of life

Coz I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it
I just wanna smoke it

No-one told us we could get so high (X4)

What's the meaning of life?
(A loving companion)
[b]What's the meaning of life?
(Stereo system)
What's the meaning of life?
(Ten-speed mountain bike)[/b]
What's the meaning of life?
Anything you like, like!

8-12-02 8:35am (new)
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bunnerabb
Some bloke.

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"Why'd you do it?
Why'd you do it?
Why'd you fuck her in our bed?
Why'd you spit on my snatch?
Why'd you do it?"

Marianne Faithfull

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

8-18-02 1:54am (new)
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Kurashima
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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quote:
"Why'd you do it?
Why'd you do it?
Why'd you fuck her in our bed?
Why'd you spit on my snatch?
Why'd you do it?"

Marianne Faithfull


I believe shes moving rapidly up my all time greats chart.

She passed wannabes like Elvis and Morrison a while back.

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w00t

8-19-02 11:17am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

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Mucky Pup - Batman

Thought you were smart
Bought a whore
Then came Batman through the door!
Instead of fucking
That stupid slut
You got eight inches up your butt!
Batman!
Batman!
Batman!
Batman!
thought you were smart
Bought a whore
Then came Batman through the door!
Instead of fucking
That stupid slut
You go eight stiches up your butt!
Batman!
Batman!
Batman!!
Saw Batman the buttripper
I'll rip your butt like a canopener
Batman the buttripper
I'll use your butt like a canopener man!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

8-19-02 2:19pm (new)
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