Abridgements!

Abridged (Starring the PKVP Players): Crime and Punishment by akirajim 8-14-02

I'm the ubermensch, so I'll kill you and your invalid sister. What is an ubermensch? Ubermensch is silly. Jesus loves you. Okay.

Abridged: The Stars My Destination by akirajim 8-14-02

Gully Foyle is me name. Vorga, I kill you filthy. I rot you. Holy Darwin! Your arrival of the fittest is most scientific. Have a wife. And a hideous facial tattoo. Give us the highly dangerous explosive the Nomad was carrying, Foyle. What? RAAAAAR, help me kill Vorga. I'm a noble savage! Here, people of earth- have these highly dangerous explosives. Stop letting the competent people of the world run things. You suck.

Abridged: Audition by akirajim 8-14-02

I want a new wife. I know, how about you hold an audition for a fake movie. All aspiring actresses want to marry a dull, aging director they just met. Hi. OH MY GOD YOU'RE HOT. Will you go out with me? Sure! I hope you like violent bondage sex!

Abridged: The Last Temptation of Christ by akirajim 8-14-02

That Mary Magdalene chick is hot. I'd sure like to slip her my man sausage. But my damn dad wants me to die for these losers. What a dick. God said you can get down now, Jesus. Okay. Dammit, that little chick was the devil. I'd sure like to slip her my man sausage. I get a second chance at dying. I'm so happy.

Shocking true Diablo 2 stories!

PKVP: Gohan's a Jew by akirajim 8-14-02

come on jew gimme ur shield lol j/k I AM NOT A DAMN JEW lol ur friend said u where lol i was baptized not worshipping hittler he fucking lies

[Click to view comic: 'PKVP: Toma's Haiku Spectacular']
[Click to view comic: 'PKVP: Shall we Duel?']

Topical humor!

[Click to view comic: 'God Also Hates CBS']
[Click to view comic: 'Best Friends 4ever']
[Click to view comic: 'The Influence of Lloyd Kaufman on Modern Cinema']
[Click to view comic: 'Topical Humor Sucks']

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I liked

Abridged: The Stars My Destination by akirajim 8-14-02

Gully Foyle is me name. Vorga, I kill you filthy. I rot you. Holy Darwin! Your arrival of the fittest is most scientific. Have a wife. And a hideous facial tattoo. Give us the highly dangerous explosive the Nomad was carrying, Foyle. What? RAAAAAR, help me kill Vorga. I'm a noble savage! Here, people of earth- have these highly dangerous explosives. Stop letting the competent people of the world run things. You suck.

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Absorbed directly through the skin.

yeah, the one DMSO posted was OK. the rest wer'nt that good.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

OH MY GAWD

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Hey! He's my gawd too! Quit hoggin'!

Very sorry.

The adventures of Death#6 by boinky33 6-28-02

I learned a new word today........CLITORIS! In some countries,little girls have their clitoris' ripped out with an untangled wire hanger because they don't deserve to have orgasms! I also finger painted!

made you my personal hero.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Why, thank you. I'm very flattered.