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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

Most every section has it's own set of contests, so why shouldn't this one?

The rules are simple, come up with a long-winded insult that makes at least some semblance of sense, and direct it at a random member. The only rules that apply here are 1: You may not attack the person who attacked you first, retalliation is not going to make this fun, just random insults. 2: Your insult must be directed ONLY at the person you're insulting (no "yo mamma" jokes, in other words). And 3: For this contest, the theme is rabbits. You must either involve rabbits directly in your insult, or allude to them in some form.

Judging will take place whenever I feel like it, you cum-guzzling jizz-monkeys.

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8-26-02 5:45pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

Member Rated:

Smarm likes to lick rabbit balls while being donkey punched by a beefy, burly man named bruno.

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8-26-02 6:01pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

Member Rated:

Boorite is a rabbi.

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Dad was flammable

8-26-02 6:17pm (new)
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BigEvilDan
Comic Overlord

Member Rated:

This contest sucks rabbit dick.

Wait, I'm thinking of wirthling.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

8-26-02 6:32pm (new)
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mutsje2000
Pink Donkey Wrangler

Member Rated:

No one's insulted me, yet, so anyone is free game. Haha.

Hah.

If there were any way to compare DexX to rabbits, then the distinction would need to be in endowment. Poor man, I feel sorry for him. I really do. He has balls the size of rabbit's eyes, which really only comes in handy when he's teabagging them... a handy size, you see. Then, of course, there's the actual penis itself. Strangely carrotshaped... and coloured, too. A strange orange colouration that seems to be the remnants of a poor attempt at applying a fake tan to his genitalia in an attempt to blend in at the nudist beaches.

Poor, poor man.

/benny/

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My metaphors are metafives...

8-26-02 8:02pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

Member Rated:

This contest is fairly pointless.

DX's poor mind must be traumatised because the rabbit he was being felched with got jammed up there, and is now dead and decomposing, releasing toxins into his bloodstream. We can only hope that death is quick.

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8-26-02 8:34pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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dcomposed likes to have sex with rabbits but He can't get anywhere near them, they're scared and they run away from him. Scietists say this because dcom's arse is actually half rabbit, after dcom had a cancer removed and needed new skin no human would give it to him. everyone just wanted dcom dead. Rabbit fur was the next logical choice.

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8-26-02 8:45pm (new)
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dcomposed
C3H5N3O9

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That was all true.

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8-26-02 8:47pm (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

Member Rated:

For lack of anything better to do, I wasted about 20 minutes creating the Insultamatron 5000 with which you can create your own juvenile wirthling-style insult. I've got too much going on my life to create witty new insults (but I have enough time to create crappy javascripts!), so I plan to make use of the Insultamatron to save time. It's rather limited right now, but I'll probably expand it later when I have more time to kill.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

8-27-02 12:31am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

I actually am a rabbi.

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What others say about boorite!

8-27-02 8:15am (new)
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itsclark
Bar Room Superman

Member Rated:

Silly Rabbi, Bris is for kids.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

8-27-02 11:48am (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

As kickass as Wirthling's insult creator is, I don't think I can let that win ;)

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8-27-02 2:27pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

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Why did you wink at us? Did you confuse us for bugs bunny dressed as a woman again? I told you once already, that is a fantasy. Not reality based, the only people dressed like women in here are the women...or maybe boorite. But that's another story entirely. Maybe someone is dressed up like a rabbit though.

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8-27-02 11:56pm (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

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This signature has performed an illegal operation and has been shut down.

8-28-02 12:42am (new)
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kaufman
Director of Cats

Member Rated:

wirthling built hisInsultamatron 5000 at such a hare's pace, he forgot to install a proper grep function. As a result, it will happily spew:

The bodyless wirthling is an aardvarksurfer.

and

wirtHling is a spunkhumper.

and the like.

By the way,

Cthulhu is a boybandspanker.

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8-28-02 7:35am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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Boorite is a federal smegma disaster area.

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What others say about boorite!

8-28-02 7:56am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

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If I did dress like a woman, I guaran-damn-tee you I'd be more woman than you could handle, pencil-dick.

Actually, I did photoshop myself up as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader once. Wanna see? No? Well here it is anyway:

I sure hope that doesn't pop into your head the next time you're masturbating.

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8-28-02 8:02am (new)
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pita
La fille qui a joué avec le feu

Member Rated:

You people suck!
I can hardly believe you'd pass up this grand opportunity to insult
bunnerabb,
the world's most insultable rabbit!
Now, get to it! : D

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8-28-02 8:45am (new)
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boorite
crazy knife lady

Member Rated:

bunnerabb is a knob-twister.

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What others say about boorite!

8-28-02 8:59am (new)
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DexX
What the Cat Dragged In

Member Rated:

bunnerabb wears ladies' clothing...

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8-28-02 9:03am (new)
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wirthling
supercalifragilisticexpialadosucks

Member Rated:

quote:
wirthling built hisInsultamatron 5000 at such a hare's pace, he forgot to install a proper grep function. As a result, it will happily spew:

The bodyless wirthling is an aardvarksurfer.

and

wirtHling is a spunkhumper.

and the like.

By the way,

Cthulhu is a boybandspanker.


Yeah, I considered that but I figured no matter how much time I wasted on that part of the code, someone would still come up with a way to cheat it. Maybe I'll work on that for version 2.0. I'm also thinking of changing the default insultee from Gabe Billings to Ken Kaufman.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

8-28-02 10:09am (new)
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ObiJo
Eamus Catuli

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wirthling is the shit stain on humanity's crotchwear.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

8-28-02 1:00pm (new)
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KajunFirefly
chooby digital (in stereo)

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What has that got to do with rabbits?

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Dad was flammable

8-28-02 1:35pm (new)
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DragonXero
I'm Here, You're Queer, Get Used to it

Member Rated:

And the winner is...

BEDan with:

[b]This contest sucks rabbit dick.

Wait, I'm thinking of wirthling.[/b]

Congratulations, you ass-sniffing cuntwad.

Now start up the next goddamn contest.

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8-28-02 1:45pm (new)
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punkrockskaboy
Defender of the Liquor Cabinet

Member Rated:

I think that one was a good choice. In regards to the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader thing. WHAT THE HELL POSSESSED YOU TO DO THAT? Was it your desire to be a woman? By the way, you broke the rules. You 1.) retaliated when you aren't allowed to insult the person who insulted you, and 2.) your insult didnt involve a rabbit...shame on you. However, I broke rule number 2 in a way it can be argued.

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8-28-02 4:45pm (new)
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