Being a big Tori fan, I feel duty bound to let you know that Tori is releasing a new album (Yay!) on 29 October 2002, called Scarlet's Walk.

You can probably pre-order it now from your local music store/site.

If you want any more information, or a sample of her single from the album "A sorta fairy tale" go here.

Yay!

That should have gone on the Brad Sucks forum!

Come here and be spanked, infidel.

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Nowhere does it say that music discussion should be confined to the Brad Sucks forum.

You're just looking for an excuse to do your wifebeating thang.

I don't care what DexX and Bec do in the privacy of their own home, as long as they post the pictures on the internet.

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What others say about boorite!

Put the fucking chequebook away, boo - I keep telling you NO!

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But I have Adult Check!

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You want pictures? I can get you pictures.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Flick Flick Flick.

Sorry, that should have been, "Flick Flick Flick. Me no Hungry Joe. Me heap big photographer from Life Magazine!"

NP: Cannibal Corpse - Stripped Raped and Strangled (Remix with Tori Amos)

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

In Memory of Emily Lattella by kaufman 8-28-02

Hey, Tobor, why the long face? TOBOR TOO ROUGH. TOBOR RIP RECTAL FLESH! PEOPLE CAN'T INSERT FAVORITE THINGS, DON'T LET TOBOR CORNHOLE ANY MORE. Well, dry your eyes, big fella. I just read about a "Shameless Plug For Torn Anus." Once I pick one up, you can cornhole me all you want. Uh, Spankling, that was a shameless plug for Tori Amos, not for Torn Anus. Oh, well, that's different. Tobor, forget what I said, will you?

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You can probably pre-order it now from your local music store/site.

If you want any more information, or a sample of her single from the album "A sorta fairy tale" go here.

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May I present comic 895....

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Remember folks: "Cheap Scotsman" is only a stereotype, only a stereotype, only a stereotype...

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

The 1958 Studebaker Champion Scotsman.

A car so cheap that the inside door trim was made of cardboard. I'm not kidding.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I already have the whole collection of Tori Amos deep in my mulit gig pirated music cache... I think.

Oh wait that was Mouse on Mars I'm thinking of. I knew I had Mous* someone.

If we're in a CD-plugging mood here, I recommend everyone go out and buy "Evil Heat", the new Primal Scream album. It's veh veh good. I don't think you can get it in the States, though. They are without deal over there, possibly due to one of their songs being called "Bomb the Pentagon".

Yeah, wasn't that single released on September 11th? I seem to recall much talk at the time of the irony of it all.

That's typical tabloid spin. They did have a song called that, but they had only played it at a handful of live gigs last summer. After September 11th they pulled it from all their sets, and it only resurfaced again recently, with the title and some of the lyrics changed. It was never a single, but the papers didn't let that get in the way of a good story.

How very unusual.

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