Old by evil_d 9-04-02

...and when I walked into the supermarket, who should I see but Mr. Williams, my old English teacher! You mean *former* English teacher. No, he was pretty old.

Gay by evil_d 9-04-02

...so the four of us decided to check out the new club, and we ran into Jack Davis, that gay little man who used to live down the street. Don't you think "merry" would be a better word choice? I don't know; he was acting pretty gay when we saw him in the club.

Soda jerk by evil_d 9-04-02

...so I stopped into the drugstore for a Coke, and it turns out they've still got the same soda jerk that worked there when I was a kid. "Soda jerk" is an outdated term. Nowadays it's more correct to call them "servers" or "waitpersons". But he was such a huge jerk.

Bitch by evil_d 9-04-02

I really hate walking past the Thompsons' house. They always let that noisy bitch they've got run loose in the yard. What a distasteful term. Can't you just say "dog"? Who said anything about a dog?

That's all I could think of. Anyone else?

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Bastard by DexX 9-04-02

...and this woman I work with is upset because her daughters little kids are bastards. Uh... surely "illegitimate" would be a nicer term to use... Hey, I _was_ being nice. She described them as "filthy little fuckers"...

Damned, missed an apostrophe...

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Prick by kaufman 9-04-02

Do you know where the first aid kit is? I was walking in the woods and stepped on a prick. I believe the proper term is "thorn." I don't care what the proper term is. After the son of a bitch sucker-punched me, I'm calling him a prick.

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mute by boinky33 9-04-02