I'd like to know what other people think...

Facts of Life by faminto9 9-08-02

I don't get this. 68% of the American people firmly believe Elvis is still alive. 52% of those swear he's married to Marilyn Monroe, and the two live in a nursing home near Cincinatti American culture is perenially obsessed with dead pop icons, in a pathetic attempt to fill the enormous void in their shallow, competitive, often tyrannical society And get this: the correlation between successful OVNI-themed blockbusters and the immediate increase of NASA's budget for classified researches has finally been established The American space studies program still reflects the subdued nature Cold War has assumed after the fall of Socialism, symbolizing its crunching and the lack of valid alternatives to Capitalism I hate you. Don't you ever feel puzzled? Tortured by a seemingly unsolvable question? How the hell does Popeye bite that pipe? Piercing it to his cheek? Are we supposed to ignore the laws of Physics just 'cause it's a damn cartoon??

Facts of Life II by faminto9 9-08-02

Nietzsche is such a page-turner... Shhhh!

Market Plans by faminto9 9-07-02

Ok. You and me, for example. Me ranting endlessly about how meaningless it all is, you sitting there with that irritatingly blank expression and the occasional smirk. What's the friggin' point? I figure one day someone will copyright this strip, stamp our characters on a wide array of products and make millions from the merchandising Fine. But I refuse to be another scary bumper sticker. My appeal among children cries out for stuffed figures Fat chance

There is a God. After All. by faminto9 9-07-02

What if our plane is about to crash? Big deal! I mean, do we really have to automatically start sucking up to the alleged 'Big One'? And now we're supposed to get supa-dupa-religious all of a sudden and utter a nifty mea culpa while we drown, right? Eat my shorts, man! I'm so tired of this 'holier-than-thou' crap! ...it sort of hits you during the float-to-heaven routine, huh? yup...

Good stuff!

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Agreed. What's with this sudden influx of good newbies?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

thanks, guys. and i do have to say, fuzz, your strips are probably the best i've seen around here.

I get the strips...

That doesn't mean I find them particularly entertaining.

All of us good newbies come from the Radiohead board over at Audiogalaxy. So we aren't newbies. We are oldbies out taking a walk.

*hi-fives sparts* yes, we've come to shake things. and all comments are appreciated, even the inane ones.

Radiohead. Is that a musical group or something?

*snickers*

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Sweet by faminto9 9-08-02

I don't feel loved And? People give us these weird sideway glances and insult us using bad grammar and poor vocabulary. I'm not equipped to deal with gratuitous smearing Stoop to their level Payback What flavour is that?

I don't understand these comics.

so why do I like them so much?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Because the whole pretentious air is the point of them.

mints .. you're fabulously pretentious .. as usual

thanks, 'ma ;)

I didn´t get your last strip...

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"Heaven knows I´m miserable now" - Morrissey

very nice, faminto. i laughed, i cried, i had an orgasm.
urm.. nevermind the last part.

damn newbies :)

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