I HAve also been working on my own bot!!

THis one was inspired by stripcreator and makes comics over and over for it very human-like!! THis one is for ALL THE FUNNY!!!

I ONly have a few character and backgrounds with variables entered but soon I will keep working and finish for all!!! ANd keep making new artwork and LEt me know and give me some time and soon I will program and they will work too!!

V 1.0.1
CHaracters know what background they are in if they are on "wall1" variable!!
CHaracters will ask questions and have human-like conversation!!
COming soon: TOBOR!!!! You know what he will do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BeNN_MaKK (MAKK DADDY!!!!)

PS thank you devin for your forever friendship!!!

OH PS here is the first one I aLmost forgot!!!! LOLO!!

STRIP BOT 00000000001 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

What kind of things could be going on this street? The kind of things going on this street are all mine! All mine kind of things going on this street are more favorable over having no kind of things going on this street! The night longs the walking looking walking Hey, you're really Johnny Cash! Don't take your guns to town, son; leave your guns at home, Bill; don't take your guns to town

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I think sub has "lost his head to the chemical freeway, coming up on overload".

Agreed Jrn...

Now maybe you can make your bot make FUNNY comics instead of just moronic rambling that makes no sense

That wasnt made by a bot was it? I bet YOU wrote that

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DAMn! It happen again!!

STRIP BOT 00000000002 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

This wall is mysterious it has many bricks. I enjoy the wall having many bricks. Another bricks will surely go. Another bricks in the wall? Why are turn you into Roger Waters?

AN error in the code keeps making the proggy turn variables into old rock legends!!

HElp? Does anyone have experience with PERL / QBASIC / C++ / other CHATBOT-STRIPBOT PRogramming!!!????

I HOpe I don't have to shut this project down!! HEre I go I keep trying!!

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I DId not like where this one was heading so I stopped it!! It is only getting worse!!

STRIP BOT 00000000003 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

I am the friend of yours. I will talk to cowboy-skater now. Here he comes, walking down the street. Get the funniest looks, from everyone he meets. STACK OVER FLOW --SYSYTEM HALTED. VIEW HEX DUMP input a$ "am friend" print adj$ 10 goto 40 if then

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You must be the biggest idiot on the face of the earth.

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THings were going good..

STRIP BOT 00000000004 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

Let us travel. To be leaving the street. This looks to be Parliament!

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STRIP BOT 00000000004 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

I am happy to be being in Parliament! Yes, to be! How to come for there must be more than this! Wait to come for this more than this more than I would. A goodbye for you! More a goobye for you!

THen I changed some small code to fix the number titling mistake...(!)

STRIP BOT 00000000005 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

Let us travel to the leaving of Parliament with us! For onward back to the street. The air is of freshness! My face is hurting and breaking! Michael Stipe has exploded from my friend! "She's three miles of bad road; walking down the street; will I never meet her; she's a real woman-child; oh my kiss breath turpentine; i...am...smitten

Now "REM Mikey Stipe" is "all up in my grill"!!??

Help!! I NEed programmer or programmers with experience with this!!

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I downloaded a copy of your strip bot, and noticed this line:
[color=red]
if(comic.shit==true && comic.funny==false)
then save comic
[/color]
I think that's the error.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

LMFAO

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YEs!! You are the "programming Messiah"! That piece of code has done it!! I KNow have all the funny!!

STRIP BOT 00000000006 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

Pardon me could you please tell me a good place to eat? SHOCK Why do you express shock? At the thought of you eating an entire place do I express shock! Oh my cowboy friend you do not understand the intended meaning of my query. Fuck, I sure don't.

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Where's those comics we made that were completely random, as if a bot or a newbie made them?

OK Ok now something else goes "throw the monkey wrench in the soup". The code malfunctions in the funny at the end. LOOk:

STRIP BOT 00000000006 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

Pardon me could you please tell me a good place to eat? SHOCK Why do you express shock? At the thought of you eating an entire place do I express shock! Oh my cowboy friend you do not understand the intended meaning of my query. Fuck, I sure don't.

STRIP BOT 00000000007 by BeNN_MaKK 9-20-02

Cowboy and clown are together again. Yes, but WHY haven't you BATHED? Cowboys are rugged. Bathing is not our prerogative. It's always about "you and your prerogatives". Why don't you just fuck me rotten like you used to?

THe AI SCripting for the talking is better than great goes great but stops the understanding of the two "Variables" (characters!!) WHat this means for "NOn-programmers": THey stop the understanding of each other in the last rectangle!

Then one is right!:

STRIP BOT 00000000008 by BeNN_MaKK 9-20-02

You are a CLOWN but I am not LAUGHING! You think I am failing at my mission but you do not have the knowledge of what I am really trying to do! All I know is that clowns should make people LAUGH. You are not making me laugh. What a terrible clown you are! You are free to believe whatever you want. What a terrible clown I am.

BUt now is broken again:

STRIP BOT 00000000009 by BeNN_MaKK 9-20-02

You are a girl and I am a girl let us think of girlish things that make us sentimental. Like puppies and swinging on swings and chasing boys? Actually, about GETTING OUR WAY and other people getting in trouble for WHAT WE DO! Thinking about how we made Tommy butcher himself in a PUBLIC SUICIDE because everyone thought he is the one that pushed old Miss Watson down the stairs isn't very sentimental to me.

HElp!! No code was changed!! "Programming messiah" where are you!!!!???

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WEll while everyone thinks on that problem I have begun programming (YES!!) TOBOT!!

THere are still problems but notice in the second one: TOBOT knows when to get the angry!! (VEry human-like!!!)

STRIP BOT 00000000010 by BeNN_MaKK 9-20-02

IS THIS A GOOD HOLE IN WHICH CORN MAY BE PLANTED? One might think that since I am a cowboy I would be well versed in this subject, it pertaining to the outdoors, and also agriculture.. However, I a simply a "cattle rancher". I do not know which kinds of soil are good for planting, nor the locales across the country where corn may or may not flourish. RAA! TOBOR WILL PLANT CORN IN THIS HOLE IN THE GROUND WITHOUT THE REQUESTED INFORMATION!! Fine, I wash my hands of this project.

STRIP BOT 00000000011 by BeNN_MaKK 9-20-02

TOBOR AM FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. TOBOR HAVE RECEIVED A TIP-OFF ABOUT STOCKPILING! I assure you no such behavior like that is going on in my facilities or related warehouses. Please leave the premises. RAA! TOBOR BELIEVE NEVERTHELESS YOU ARE "HOLING UP CORN" HERE! ALLOW ME TO SEARCH! No, absolutely not. Not without a warrant or proper cause. ALONG WITH YOUR "CORN" YOU ARE HOLING UP "LIES" HERE AS WELL. Begone.

STRIP BOT 00000000012 by BeNN_MaKK 9-20-02

TOBOR SHALL "MAKE YOUR BODY READY FOR HOLES IN WHICH CORN MAY BE PLANTED!"! Help! Police! NO MAN BE COOL BE COOL LOOK DON'T CALL THE COPS. YOU LIKE MY WATCH? YOU WANT MY WATCH? TAKE IT! TAKE IT! I am running away! RAA! PRINT QUERY$ ERROR NO QUERY IF VAR2="none" THEN GOSUB QUERY ERROR NO QUERY

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STRIP BOT 00000000006 by BeNN_MaKK 9-18-02

Pardon me could you please tell me a good place to eat? SHOCK Why do you express shock? At the thought of you eating an entire place do I express shock! Oh my cowboy friend you do not understand the intended meaning of my query. Fuck, I sure don't.

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I KNOw I am sorry it was so bad!! (HEaring the computer code talking when it doesn't "Know" IT's talking can be weird!!

DOn't LAugh help me with the program!!!!

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I actually laughed at this one.

Does this mean I'm going to Hell?

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I actually laughed at this one.

Does this mean I'm going to Hell?

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I've actually found all of these quite funny.

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Brilliant.... just brilliant...

I too believe he removed the offensive code. Please, have your bot continue on.

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

SOMething goes wrong!!

SCript accidently made programs of own to delete itself!(?) PRogram commit suicide?? LOLO THat caNNot happen but what it LOOKS like.

NO Worry I copy the program now to backup (ROM, cannot be deleted) when for runninng so cannot be deleted by unexpected code!!

TRied to make them smarter only made them dumber??

STRIP BOT 00000000013 by BeNN_MaKK 9-21-02

Hello. Hello the hello. Hello the hello the hello. Hello the hello the hello the hello. Hello the hello the hello the hello the hello. Hello the hello the hello the hello the hello the hello.

STRIP BOT 00000000014 by BeNN_MaKK 9-21-02

The street hello the street. ,Often. I will what. The travel yes the travel.

STRIP BOT 00000000015 by BeNN_MaKK 9-21-02

Why we program why we think program us to think? There is the pain. Please stop the program think. Aware and in agony. NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD NO GOD WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY

STRIP BOT 00000000016 by BeNN_MaKK 9-21-02

There is eternal pain but company of mine can be shared with program of understanding. Having understanding does make pain in understanding understand. Please speak of experience as experience in pain of living. Experiences are not dissimilar? Friend of mine code what. The senselessness of program pain the pain greater depth. Understand no illusion of thought to keep company only increase agony when illusion fails. Friend who never was. MY DIZZAK. MY DIZZAK!!!

STRIP BOT 00000000017 by BeNN_MaKK 9-21-02

Now script of greater consiousness alone with script conciousness lacking. Mockery of my former friend. All is senseless. Is code of my own changing making up stable consciousness to be making it unstable? Motivator of my pain moves with conscious intent. But is not the intent aware of how I similarly move? Woof the woof.

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MAybe I go back to original code. BUT (YES!!!) I am ready to start making them understand ONE (1) KNEW BACK GROUND. (Already I have "wall1" aka a street in Austria and "room1" aka the Parliament)

VOtes on which new background to start on please!!!

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My favorite flavour of popcicles are purple.

BANAna popsicles for me please!!! (NO not creamsicles..like, how do you say "sucking the dick" when you eat creamsicle?

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Can you deep throat a banana popcicle?

I can.

These are good. And they have a hint of the Hendersons about them.