Am I glad I was born a boy? by Spankling 9-22-02

We make our cases... I'll live longer than you. I get more money for less work. She has me reeling... And you spend it on me in the hope that I might let you touch me. I... I ah... I... And she goes in for the kill. Multiple Os. I can't compete [grovel]

Taking it on the chin by Spankling 9-23-02

Head Shots Of course, I'm smarter than you. But more importantly, I use my intelligence more wisely. And I'm well read and personable. Ah... Body Blows Yes, I am dating and older man. But he has qualities that set him apart. Lackluster mopes need not apply. Oh! The Quietus Multiple Os. [grovel]

Overpowered by Spankling 9-23-02

[blink] [blink blink] WELL?!? [grovel grovel grovel grovel]

Playing around by Spankling 9-23-02

The tease approach... o/` I'm waiting... o/` Well, you can just... Gets me every time... o/` You know you wanna. o/` Who am I kidding? And she knows it. Dammit! More Tongue! [grovel] Sorry! [grovel] Yes, miss!

Desperation by Spankling 9-23-02

It'll cost extra, bub. Perfect! I wouldn't have it any other way! Cool. It's your dime. Get busy. Yes mistress! Hey, clean the TOPS of my shoes while your at it, dog-boy. [grovel] UHG! Can you tell me what you've stepped in lately?

[Click to view comic: 'Pure Respect'][Click to view comic: 'It seemed inevitable']

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Am I glad I was not born Spankling? Yes.

Am I as funny as Spankling? Never.

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Dude, you're the king. No one else would think of referring to Bix Beiderbecke in a strip. [grovel]

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Thanks for the encouragement. You have no one but yourselves to blame. And to the ladies I use in these... My purpose is not to offend, but entertain. Please forgive any offense and know that all I'm looking for is a laugh.

Vini Vidi Vichyssoisegirl by Spankling 9-24-02

Wanna make out... ... ...with my butt? Ya-freaking-hoo! See? It's not so hard for a noob to fit in around here! [grovel]

She rocks by Spankling 9-24-02

Thanks for showing off my comics. It is nice to be read. You're welcome. Your comics are a delight. You know, I'm still going to kick your ass in Fuzzyman's Photoshop contest. [gulp] Just so you know where you stand. [grovel] I know. [grovel]

In Jail with Jael by Spankling 9-24-02

What gives, Spanks? I've been telling you how bad you suck for ages? Why not a grovel strip for me? Sorry. [grovel] Please forgive me! Get up you simp! Sorry. On second thought, you look better on your knees. More natural... Thank you! [grovel]

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

spanks, you make me giggle gleefully. I could hug you to bits.

*ahem* Now back on your knees!

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

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spanks, you make me giggle gleefully. I could hug you to bits.

*ahem* Now back on your knees!

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Glad you worked that into a non-insult comic! And it's so true. Be funny, don't be a dickhead in the forums. Two simple rules to get thru StripCreator and life!

And, as always, funny funny comics Spanky!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

Cowboy physics by Spankling 9-25-02

One day off the wall... So then Spankling just drops down and grovels! Ha ha! "generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha ha ha ha ha!

I think this officially drives this into the ground.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This is why I loves tha Spankling.