Finally a place where I can put my views and quasi-sense of humor to images rather than just text. ;)

Now if only I could find better punch lines for my next ones. :p

The Real World - Being American by DarkRen 9-22-02

Ren watches news shows.. ... Bush wants more power, more power, more power! ... Power, power, power! Bomb, Bomb, Bomb! Lets make some Democracies! You know, I'm really starting to wonder if being an American is all its cracked up to be. That's treasonous talk! The Feds are on their way, biotch!

The Real World - Being American 2 by DarkRen 9-22-02

Ren tries reason. Hey, wait. This is America, we have free speech here. You can't send the Feds. This is McCarthyism. Blah, blah, blah. Now that we have this bill, Bush can do anything he wants. You should have known it wasn't just be for overseas. Now we can deal with all you dissenters. Then again. Umm.. I didn't know it was passed yet.. ... Saved? Maybe not. You forgot that it wasn't passed yet, didn't you? You just wait til agent Johnson and SWAT get there, buddy!

The Real World - Being American 3 by DarkRen 9-23-02

Ren waits for the Feds to get to his place. So you want to control what I can think? Isn't that sort of against what this country was founded for? Ha ha, like it matters now. Terror is the order of the day and we're going to get all the permission we need to fight it, no matter what the cost! That's pretty low, using people's fears like that. Whatever it takes! All your freedoms are belong to us! Ha ha ha! Ren decides to fight dirty. You know, I could just turn you off. You wouldn't dare!

The Real World - Being American 4 by DarkRen 9-23-02

The Feds make it to Ren's place and knock on the door. Are you DarkRen, misguided political pundit? Umm.. sure, I guess you could say that. Are you FBI? You look a little.. rough. It's been a rough year. We're all a little overworked, what with all the dissenters and terrorists. Yeah, there must be a lot of those these days.. or something. Right.. Look, come along quietly or I'll call over SWAT. Of course I will. You are the brute thug authority figure after all. Lead away.

The Real World - Being American 5 by DarkRen 9-23-02

That night, Ren paces in his cell. Boy, this sure is boring. I've been here for hours. It was a little exciting at first with all the Feds and SWAT scurrying around, but now.. its just blah. Looks like things just got a little more interesting. Hello, Ren, my name is John Ashcroft.

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I liked them. However, you are aware that there IS a television in the props category right? You didnt have to watch Bush on a computer monitor.

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I know. But by then I didn't want to go back, delete and remake the comics. Its one reaons I moved locations. ;)

Nice work. Keep it up. The punchline to #7 is the best.

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The (not so) Great Escape

The Real World - Being American 9 by DarkRen 9-25-02

After some time, a simple possibility for escape comes to mind.. Hey, ole Asscroft left pretty quick, I wonder if.. Success! But still not yet out of the woods. Yes! He didn't lock the door. I guess he can't take a few zingers. Fortunately the guards are occupied with the a smuggled in TV. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry! I was right, that show does rot the brain. *Sneak Sneak*

Nice politcal satire. Kind of makes me want to move to Holland. Damn US PATRIOT act. It makes college professors look like criminals and corporate criminals look like the all american high school football team quarterback (well, not entirely, but notice how the media kind of glazes over Cheny and the Haliburton crimes?).

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