Triple DexX 01 by akirajim 9-25-02

What the hell are you doing, kid?! Put your dick away! HELP SOMEONE DEXX IS MOLESTING ME Leave that kid alone, you sick fuck. Oy blimey mate g'day g'day top o' the mornin! Yer comin with me to the station. Get in the paddywagon, bloke. DexX, the UN has found you guilty of raping a small boy. Now normally under these circumstances we'd kill you, but we're short on secret agents. So we need you to be a secret agent. For us. Do I get to be an Xtreme sports secret agent?

Triple DexX 02 by akirajim 9-25-02

Do you know who I am? I am Xtreme sports secret agent super hero Triple DexX. How dare you fuck with me! I am the meanest motherfucker ever to come out of Australia. Piss me off and you'll wake up laying naked in bed next to Steve Erwin! Now take your goddamn ball and get out of here. Yes sir.

Triple DexX 03 by akirajim 9-25-02

Psst. Know where I can buy some marijuana cigarettes? Over there, man. Hey, "dude." Do you know where I can "score" some "Mary Jane"? Huh? THIS IS A DRUG BUST! DROP YOUR PANTS AND SPREAD YOUR ASSCHEEKS MOTHERFUCKER CAUSE I'MA SEARCHIN' FOR YOUR STASH! Yipes stripes!

Triple DexX 04 by akirajim 9-25-02

Triple DexX, I think you know why I called you here. No need to thank me. Fighting evil is all in a day's work for Xtreme sports secret agent super hero Triple DexX. We've noticed you haven't done anything but harass people. So? And, no, you are NOT entitled to "sample the merchandise" when you arrest a hooker. I play by my own rules!

Triple DexX 05 by akirajim 9-25-02

My boss just doesn't understand me. ALRIGHT, NOBODY MOVE! YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR BEING CAUGHT IN THIS SECRET ILLEGAL GAY SPOT! But this is my house. Secret illegal gay spots can strike any time, anywhere! Please leave.

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meh.

For some reason that reminded me of the yatta video. A lot.

Is it wrong that the only thing in that whole series that made me laugh was when ass lad said "I like to hurt children"? Does that make me sick? Oh well, that part was funny :-)

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Due to this overwhelming positive response, I've created a second saga. Enjoy, you cretins.

Triple DexX 08 by akirajim 9-27-02

What are you punks doing out and about? Go to school like normal children, you Communist assholes! But it's a Saturday. Fuck you! And it's also Christmas.

Triple DexX 09 by akirajim 9-27-02

Hey, baby. It's Christmas time and I'm sooooo lonely. And I have five dollars. I have five dollars. Police!

Triple DexX 10 by akirajim 9-27-02

I think I just had a baby in your toilet. You remembered to flush, right?

Triple DexX 11 by akirajim 9-27-02

So.. Are you ready to get your five dollars worth? What the fuck are you talking about?

Triple DexX 12 by akirajim 9-27-02

Triple DexX, there's a riot in Time Square! On my way, boss! ... ... This is a pretty fucking pathetic riot. Give us a break; we're depressed.

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die.

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I think this series is probably shaping up to be the best received series EVER!

Triple DexX 15 by akirajim 9-30-02

Hello, dcomposed. Fuck you. Oh, you're such a card, dcomposed. How would you like to accompany me on a rousing adventure through the Amazon rain forest? Wow, that sounds great! Super! Only we're not going to the Amazon rain forest, we're going to downtown Seattle to buy me a nickel bag. You wily trickster, you!

Triple Dexx 16 by akirajim 10-02-02

We aren't really going to buy marijuana, you know. We're actually going to a dinner party. Wow... That is an exciting yet faggy plot twist! When's the party starting, dad? As soon as dcomposed arrives. Now get out my room so I can jack off.

Triple DexX 16 by akirajim 10-02-02

Hey, Skagg. Where's your father? Masturbating in his bedroom. I suspect he'll be fashionably late, as usual. Classy!

<-A two parter for the price of one!

Triple DexX 17 by akirajim 10-02-02

I haven't seen you in ages, my old secret agent friend Triple DexX! I've brought the fifth guest with me. Yeah, bitches! I'm the fifth guest! Good. The murdering should commence in about eight seconds. It'll be a big surprise!

Triple DexX 18 by akirajim 10-02-02

The lights went out... ...and now Skagg's dead! Let's question the suspects. Look, there's a discarded KFC bucket near the body. In Texas, that's proof enough for me to lynch you, Neal!

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quote:

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dcomposed: die.

akirajim: I think this series is probably shaping up to be the best received series EVER!

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Due to this overwhelmingly grand response, I have decided to invest all my cash in a blow out movie extravaganza to end the most beloved of all series.

End of Triple Dexx: The Movie 01 by akirajim 10-04-02

Augh, Triple DexX, the agency that once employed you has turned on us! Get away while you still can! *JAB* But, Ass Lad, what good can I do? All I can do is hurt people, and whenever I do that I think that it should be me instead. No you don't, Triple DexX. You love to hurt children! What the fuck are you doing, Ass Lad? That was a grown up kiss. When you get back, we can do the rest.

End of Triple DexX: The Movie 02 by akirajim 10-04-02

Oh no, Ass Lad is dead and that slut I picked up on Christmas is fighting for her life against nine giant warbeasts! My name is Sandy. Tobor, you came to me! RAAAAR, LET'S CORNHOLE THOSE BASTARDS! Waitaminute... Where did Tobor go? The Human Instrumentality Project has begun! Once I take you into me, all people will me united within my body. Like a big bicurious orgy or something.

End of Triple DeXX: The Movie 03 by akirajim 10-04-02

Well I think it's fine, building jumbo clones Taking a ride in a 'bot with a bone But where will the children plaaaaaaaaay? Alright, shut up already. You can go back to Earth.

END OF TRIPLE DEXX: THE MOVIE 04!!!!!!!! by akirajim 10-04-02

You bitch! Give me my five dollars back! End of Triple DexX. I mean it, dammit. I feel sick. Where's the shitter in this place?

You can cry now that your favorite series is at an end. Go ahead and let the tears flow.

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This CLASSIC LANDMARK SERIES is now REQUIRED READING for n00bs. Remember, n00bs, this is the way to write comics.

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