I want to see magazine covers.

Make a magazine that would make a person unable to resist buying it. Or make one that would make the general public gasp in terrified disbelief.

Just this once, I won't be picky. I don't really care what kind of magazine cover you make. It can be about whatever you want... stripcreator, current events, you, your pet, Santa Claus.

Do you not have the time to use the trusty google image search? Are you just plain lazy? Let me lend a hand. I want to make it as easy as possible for people to get inspired and enter. Hopefully, all of these will still work.
Just look at all these links I am giving you already.

And if you still need inspiration, you could always check out covers at the Wired, Cosmo, Maxim, and Time websites.

I'll be in Virginia for most of the weekend, so I'll judge Sunday night when I've gotten back. Good luck!

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Let's get the obvious one out of the way...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Not an entry... I did this a few years ago, but it seems appropriate.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I didn't know you went that way. Not that there is anything wrong with that!!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

fuzzyman, that's a great National Geographic.

And spanks! I'd buy that ModernS&M.

I'm pretty sure there's not going to be any lesbian sex in my weekend, though. Sorry to disappoint! ;)

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Fuzzy, "Rotor & Turbine" is brilliant! Generate those gravitons, bro!

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Will try again when I'm at home and have something better than crappy MS Paint.

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If it wasn't for bad luck I wouldn't have no luck at all. D'OH!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Everyone's favorite travel guide ...

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"There's no point in beating a dead horse ... except, of course, for the pure joy of it." - A. Whitney Brown

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

woah dude, watch it there.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Thanks ElPaso, you fucker. My last meal, partially digested, is now on my keyboard. Oh shit, now it's on my hands. *gasp*

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"Eat a fucking cock." - attitudechicka

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Shouldn't the magazine be called Sole Searchers?

What?

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Okay, apparently it's judging time.

Credit to the mysterious ChuckEye for the excellent entries, fuzzyman for his (as usual) wonderfully professional-looking stuff, namgubed for the great Tobor's 2002 idea, TheBlairZip for revealing Sean Connery, and even TheElPaso's infamous Spurts Illustrated made me snicker.

The win, however, goes to Spankling. His numerous entries made me laugh, but his hold on the win was sealed by the "Pretzel Terrorist Alert - Red!" blurb on Leader's Digest and the entirety of Martha Stewart Killing.

Take it away, Spanks! Away, I said. Not off.

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"I've got my finger on the pulse of America... and I've got my arm draped casually across the upper thigh of Canada."

Staggering! I really wanted this one because I actually had an idea for a contest (as if I suck most of the time because I don't want to win...). It will be up soon.

And eponine, thanks (and [grovel])! I feared Fuzzy's Nat'l Geog from day one. My only hope was to burry it in bullshit.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet