Famous Writer's School 1 by boorite 8-29-02

Welcome to Famous Writer's School. First I need to give you this aptitude test. It measures creativity and writing ability. Hoss, my fuckin' toejam could write circles around the whole bunch of you fruits. I'm sure that's true, but we have to do the test. Did you like my metaphor?

Famous Writer's School 2 by boorite 8-29-02

Fill in the blanks: "Ranger Jack shouldered his ____, scanning the skies for _____." Celestron telescope, hot lesbian action. Fill in the blanks: "Writing is not just ____ and ____. It takes a lot of hard ____." Beer, whiskey, drugs.

Famous Writer's School 3 by boorite 8-29-02

"Billowing clouds of ____." Smegma. "Judy ran like the ____." Spraypaint. "This taut thriller had me gripping the edge of my ____." Wife's penis.

FWS by boorite 8-29-02

"Could it be the John's entire ____ had been a ____?" Famous Writer's School, scam. You're not trying very hard. I know. It just comes naturally. I can't think of a punchline. Me neither.

FWS by boorite 8-29-02

What is a metaphor? "You're a pansy." Why, you-- No, that was my answer. It's an example of a metaphor. Yes, I guess it is. OK. What is a simile? "You're LIKE a pansy."

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Et sequelae.

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Magfuckingnificent.

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If there were only one of you, I'd give you the plaque in an instant. But as it is, the grammar would be all wrong, and I'm guessing that sort of thing just won't fly at the Famous Writers' School.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

I've already had the plague. Wouldn't hesitate to recommend it.

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That was stupendous. *Throws many roses onto stage at writers' feet*

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