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akirajim
The Man Who Punched God
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One of my early attempts at a series. It has a serious message, which is STAY IN SCHOOL AND DON'T SHOOT HEROIN IN YOUR EYE, MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND.
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| DON'T LET MOM KNOW I GAVE YOU THE SYPHILIS | |
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| But you know I'll still brag to her about banging my sister right? | |
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| What did you get for lunch Drew? | |
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| Why do all the Downers have to sit with us? | |
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| Because this is the retard table. | |
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| So why are you here, Goss? | |
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| Because I aspire to smoke your pole, sexy. | |
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| Goss, you're smart right? | |
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| Why would you think that? | |
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| Well, you haven't failed a class yet and by modern definition that makes you a fucking genius. | |
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| Oh. I thought you had discovered the book of nihilistic German philosophy I wrote. | |
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| What? Can you do my homework for me? | |
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Zing!
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| Tatu, you rock out. But how do you rock so hard while still being positive role models for young lesbian HOTTIES around the globe? | |
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| Well, Goss, did you know that my young groupmate's vaginal fluid is incredibly rich in nutrients that allow me to stay up late and ROCK ALL NIGHT LONG? | |
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| It's true! I was raised by wolves or something and they taught me all about the magical Venus powers of my own sexuality. | |
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| You certainly are amazing, Tatu. | |
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| BUT WE STILL REFUSE TO RIDE YOUR BALONEY PONY. | |
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| hello this is drew curtis drew curtis here | |
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| HELLO? HELLO THIS IS WIL WHEATON. | |
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| MY DOG BUCKY IS MISSING. DO YOU HAVE BUCKY? | |
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| [video] Wil Wheaton's dog gets whacked with a golf club while our fearless leader kills kittens. | |
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| WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW YOU SILLY GOOSE? | |
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--- ~But now you realize /
He's not selling any alibis~
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