Wirthling saves christmas1 by boinky33 9-27-02

HO! HO! HO! Hurry up, elfy. it's almost christmas and you're way behind on your quota! HARD ASS! Hold it, lard ass!!!!!! Who are you? You're worst nightmare! HO HO HOLY SHIT!!!!!!

Wirthling saves christmas 2 by boinky33 9-27-02

The mad kangaroo holds Santa hostage at his work-shop Who are you really? You wan't to know, tubby? FINE! I'll tell you. I was once a well known holiday figure many years ago. I was the mascot for chanaka. I was known as Kuddles the chanaka kangaroo. But ever since you dragged your fat ass on to the spot light, I just drifted away and people forgot about me. But now I have come back FOR YOU! If you're out of the picture I could make a come back!

Wirthling saves christmas 3 by boinky33 9-28-02

Are you going to kill me? In time. But in the mean time...... DANCE! Beg pardon? You heard me, bitch!

Wirthling saves christmas 4 by boinky33 9-28-02

At that very moment at Wirthling's parent's basment. LUCY! You gotta lot a explainin' to do! tee-hee

Wirthling saves christmas 5 by boinky33 9-28-02

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! YIKES! That's the emergancy phone! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! Why won't it stop?

[Click to view comic: 'Wirthling saves christmas 6']

More to come wheter you like it or not......

It is pretty good. BUT IT BETTER GET BETTER DAMMIT!

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Would you say I have potentional?

I could not make the first few comics as funny as I wanted because I needed to show the readers the story line.

werd to that.

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

Here's one that I think will get your funny bone a ticklin'......

Wirthling saves christmas 7 by boinky33 9-28-02

Well, I better go save christmas!...... TO THE WIRTHLING MOBILE! Don't mind me, honey. I just have to do the laundry. Aw, mom! You ruined the dramatic exit! GET A JOB!

Wirthling saves christmas 8 by boinky33 9-28-02

Wirthling arrives at the north pole...... Excuse me, mr.elf. Could you tell me what happened here? HE HAS RETURNED! Uh-oh. Jesus? No! Kuddles the chanaka kangaroo! Never heard of him. Neither have I.

Wirthling saves christmas 9 by boinky33 9-28-02

Tell me where Kuddles is so I can save Santa. No way! I rather have Kuddles as the boss. What? But isn't he evil? yeah, he might be evil and totally bent on world domonation, but he gave us a good dental plan. What about vacation days? You're right!........ He's at the work shop.

a little better still. Not quite "in the zone" though.

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

I thought it was good stuff, for the most part. A bit slow at times, but comedically plausible.

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks. Are you scyess trying to hide that you thought some of my stuff was funny?

I think it's pretty obvious that I'm not Scyess, given my name, don't you?

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

It could be worse. He could be forced to sign (sic) Three Blind Mice.

Anyway, the series is alright. I love your posts, so you gotta be holding back. DON'T!

I'm still waiting for a really good comic so I can put you on my Favorites list. :-)

I think number 7 and 8 are really bad ass!

I think these is a good series.

---
Batman created by Bob Kane

why thank you, dcomp.

Wirthling saves christmas 10 by boinky33 9-28-02

ALRIGHT, ASSHOLE! TIME TO SUCK SOME COCK!!!!!! Who are you? I am Wirthling! Why do you ask? I never kill a man I don't know!

Devin, I am on your fav list...does that mean you thought i had a really good comic? How touching. No it isnt, anyway. The series is enjoyable boinky. Keep it comin.

---
Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

thanks.

This series is so unrealistic. My emergency phone is yellow, dumbass.

---
"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I'M JUST TRYING TO ENTERTAIN!!!!!!

Wirthling saves christmas 11 by boinky33 9-30-02

You're going to kill me? In time. But in the meantime. DANCE! Beg pardon? You, heard me, bitch!

Wirthling saves christmas 12 by boinky33 9-30-02

I shall not dance for you! I'm not your slave! I am here to stop you and save christmas!...... What is it?...... I just noticed that you are a floating head.

I like.

---
Sometimes I work so fast I become invisible.

Like what?
cake?
pizza?
ponies???

Wirthling saves christmas 13 by boinky33 10-05-02

Well, this floating head is going to kick your...... What is it? I just noticed that you're a talking kangaroo with a gun.