Okay, my first attempt is a 3-part series:

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Corn']

As such it was quick and dirty.
But no excuses.

Let me have it.

You have potentional.

I'm lying.

You don't.

*yawn*
I'm siding with boinky, here. It's difficult to pull off self-refernce in comedy, and self-refernce by itself isn't funny. Unless you create something radically different from your current three-strip embarassment, then there is literally no hope. Personally, if you're stuck on this self-reference thing, I'd go with something less impersonal. The funnymen of the world have one trick that they always haev waiting up their sleeve: MANRAPE. Learn it, know it, use it. That is all.

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Actually, even though your first three comics are more or less crap, they DO show potential. Keep working at it.

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I agree with the above.

I didnt see any corn or reference to corn. I came here for corn.

Was that fish a redneck? Weird

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There was no corn, but that comic sure was CORNY!
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha...... Wooo! I kill me.

Please do :-)

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On second thought, I'll kill you. How would you like it done. Wait, no i won't. I can't kill a man. Not my nature.

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Fuck you, ass licking, horse fucking, pole smoking cock smack. I fuck you and yo mama in da ass then jerk off in yo hair!

Now can you kill me?

The comic seems alright to me (I'm a really lenient judge) EXCEPT that the fish has absolutely no place in the comic. It should be removed.

This comic might also work a little better if you began some kind of series with it (the name even implies that we should expect a series). Maybe in #2 you can actually get to the adventure.

Listen to Devin, man. Devin knows. Devin is the man, man.

Nope, still can't kill you. But I can cut off your balls and make you eat them. Only after I shove a hot waxy candle up your rectum.

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Ooo. Kinky.

Okay, I'll be the first to admit that

[Click to view comic: 'Well, can I?']

Is some mutant strain of unabashed genius...
Made all the funnier by the fact that I've actually read "Critique of Pure Reason"