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I just failed a physics test by mikeweeney 10-02-02

If the whole subject of physics could be embodied into a single, human essence, and I met him on the street: I'm PHYSICS! Oh no, by killing physics, I have inadverdantly destroyed the known universe. Damn you phyics! Damn you to hell! Must stab with every last ounce of disintegrating strength.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

I've been working on some video game programming lately and have been having the same sort of thoughts.

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Well, since we were on the topic of beating things until they died...

Ex-Cowboy Physics by BigEvilDan 10-02-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

OMG! LOL! I just died, ect.

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Mikeweeney, you may have flunked physics, but you passed StripCreator. A winner is you!

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What others say about boorite!

And to think I know you personally Sweenster. *Sigh*.

(Sweenster is Mikeweeney btw)

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Rick, don't you even start in with you knowing me, you, you, ...actor. Yeah take that, punkybrewster.
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And Boorite, you may have flunked grammar, but you is thanked.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

I AM TEH WIN!

In Physics class today (sadly, I'm the one on the right) by mikeweeney 10-14-02

"...Which leaves you with a differential equation, but I won't make you solve that here." Hey! We know how to do that! We just learned that in calc the other day! Let's solve it ourselves for fun! *working diligently* *excited by solving* So, now that we're done with that, who's going to give the other a wedgie first? Ooh! Ooh! Me! Me!

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Yes, I actually did this in physics today... what a goddam dork I am.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

...in physics I used to sit in the back with some other kids and play with my TI-81 calculator -- needless to say way to much machine for high school physics.

Cowboy Psionics by not_Scyess 10-12-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! SUPER COWBOY PSIONIC COMBUSTION ATTACK! AAAAAIIYEEEE!!!

and, eh. What the hell:

... by ObiJo 10-15-02

One day at the ranch... So I says, "Well, them rotor turbines ain't gonna generate gravitons by themselves!" Ha, ha! POOF! Holy shit, Clem! You just generated into a graviton all by yourself! Couldn't've.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

This is the first Cowboy Physics joke that has made me laugh in a loooooong time.