Alarming by boorite 10-02-02

Your new alarm system is working fine. It should be. I'm paying over thirty bucks a month for it. It's deafening. I may not be able to hear your last words. The police will be here soon. What?

Soy rico by boorite 10-02-02

Resistance is futile. I was a wrestler at the professional level. So was I. Down in Mexico. They called me "El Pollo Loco."

Mexican wrestling rules by boorite 10-02-02

El Pollo Loco? "The Crazy Chicken?" How did you earn such a name? I never cut my fingernails. Or my toenails. And I never cleaned them. And I screamed a lot. How come I have never talked to anyone who has fallen before the pestilent toenails of The Crazy Chicken? They all died of hepatitis. Scratching is against the rules. You have obviously never wrestled in Mexico.

Crazy crazy chicken by boorite 10-02-02

Dirty toenails are no match for a fire axe. Look, are we going to make out all night or get busy with the mayhem here? Think faster. The police will be here soon.

Cheese it, it's the cops by boorite 10-02-02

Sorry, officer. False alarm. I was letting the dog out, and... Are you sure you don't have an axe murderer in there, waiting to dismemebr you? Ha ha. No sirree. No axe murderers here. Because last time you left an awful mess. That's done. Now where were we? Can I go now?

[Click to view comic: 'Vengeance is mine']
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[Click to view comic: 'I actually am the crazy chicken']
[Click to view comic: 'Vocational counseling']

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Viva El Pollo Loco!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

FUNNY! SCROE!

BTW, how much is that doggie in the next yard?

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BTW, how much is that doggie in the next yard?

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You know, it occurred to me that replying to your own RMDC post is a way of keeping your thread at the top of the stack. What kind of asshole would do that?

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WHAT KIND?

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The kind that wont stop talking to himself!

Good answer!

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Stop setting a bad example for us newbies, dangit!