Impression by il_schmucko 9-28-02

I was making a microwave dinner, and the instructions said "Cut film cover to vent." I thought it was odd at the time... ...but you know what? After I stabbed that fucker a few times, I really felt better.

That's just like my younger brother, (no Moping Ogre, the other one that's been ignored in text until now, ooh).

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Contest 144c: Obligatory. by il_schmucko 9-30-02

Thanks for vacationing in beautiful Bali, where we've just passed a law making all forms of debauchery legal! All right! I'm your official welcomer, Maura, and I command you to lick chocolate syrup off my tits now. Yes ma'am! *BZZZZZZZZT!* WAKEY WAKEY! TIME TO GO TO WORK, MOTHERFUCKER! Jesus Harold Christ on a Ritz cracker.

This one was great, too!

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