Or at least that's what a little birdie told me before I smashed it with a hammer.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

If ObiJo wins BeNN_MaKK's current comic competition, then I may be inclined to believe you.

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There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't

IF YOu guess who I really am I will delete all of my comics and never come back.

EVeryone gets one guess, I WIll not acknowledge anymore from one person.

WIrthling you have used your guess.

I Am still here.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

All we have to do is figure out who's the pretentious art fag!

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What others say about boorite!

Actually, ObiJo is akirajim:

http://www.stripcreator.com/forums/showthread.php?postnum=64825&forum=15&page=2
(seventh post from the bottom)

I don't know who BeNN_MaKK is though. Damn I wish I could hack the server logs.

My guess is still Henderson or one of his cronies.

KRamer please state full name of the guessing http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=Henderson does not exist. PLease restate guess.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

It's a good thing I smashed that lying little fucker then.

Don't delete all the comics. A number of them are quite good.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

SOrry I cannot be going back on the word. I WIll reject guesses from the guessers with less than the 100 comics so that will be fair.

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You are BeNN_MaKK. What do I win?

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Elvis

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Don't delete any of your comics.

Unless you're trying to make some kind of pretentious art fag statement, such as "some art forms are intended to be transitory, like the sand drawings of the Aborigines. The fleeting nature of these works stands in direct opposition to the Classical value of endurance, and reflects the fleeting nature of perception, human life, and the cosmos itself. Such short-lived works can therefore be said to be more 'true to life' than their enduring counterparts."

*belch*

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What others say about boorite!

BIg evil dan you have caused a divide by zero error in the guessing game. IT has crashed and may never work again.

I WIll be trying to fix it day and night. PLease be making comics for the contest in the meantime. SOme are very good.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

When's the deadline for the DANG contest?

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What others say about boorite!

[Click to view comic: 'CC145 At the party']

That one struck me as particularly ObiJoesque. I also figured it had to be someone clever and creative who also was capable of producing 170+ comics in less than 3 weeks (that takes either a lot of spare time or an obsessive disorder), which narrows the field. I also am pretty sure it's an SC regular, since BeNN_MaKK seems like a persona invented with purpose. My main suspects were ObiJo, andydougan, and DragonXero and I decided on ObiJo based on the style of humor of the good comics.

But since I'm wrong, I hereby resign from the Homeland Defense Nosy Neighbor squad and will turn in my Cap'n Crunch decoder ring. Thank you all and god bless america.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Huh, I was thinking dougan also. Not so much Obi. But this is not a guess.

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What others say about boorite!

IS the capitalizing-every-second-letter-of-the-first-word-and-or-second-word-of-a-sentence thing a clue, perhaps?

OK, I really am moving on now...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

I ALready said the comic contest ends 72 hours after it was started. UNless you are a pretentious physics fag THInking the time is human invention not existing outside our perception then maybe the contest is going on, will always be going on, and has always been going on.

OTHerwise it is ending Thursday.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

Just one more thing--I forgot to add Gabe to my list of suspects. He has the requisite cleverness and mental illness, too.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Just before anyone makes the false claim that I am writing under the BeNN_MaKK handle, I offer this irrefutable proof that it is someone else.

[Click to view comic: 'At the party (If I were BeNN_MaKK)']

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

You're right. It's me. And I'm so clever that I'm going to make some posts under the aliasing assuring you that it isn't me. But trust me... It's really me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

What about the possibility of an old hand like max coming back to fork with us? Besides... he has been max.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

174 comics without a pun ruled you out, anyway.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Makk is so not Gabe. Gabe is more than smart enough, but Makk shows evidence of having read and even written papers with the word "aesthetic" in them. This is not something Gabe would willingly do.

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What others say about boorite!

Ouch!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet