This is a new series.

S&S: 1.1 by akirajim 10-11-02

Get over here, you stupid bitch! Yeah? Clango's hungry. Make me a ham sandwich. Make it yourself, douche bag! I love you.

S&S: 1.2 by akirajim 10-11-02

Dammit, Stevenopolis! You've been late every day since you landed that promotion! But, sir... Can you really expect me to start my day WITHOUT beating off in the executive washroom? What the hell is wrong with you?!

S&S: 1.3 by akirajim 10-11-02

So I lost my job. Yeah. And now I'm wandering the streets in abject poverty. Yeah, but things could be worse... How could things be worse? I could be black! This comic is not endorsed by the NAACP.

S&S: 1.4 by akirajim 10-11-02

I suppose now that I live in abject poverty I should get used to eating grubby shit beetles. Wait! Why? Please don't eat me! If you spare my life, I'll grant you three wishes. Okay. My first wish is- Wait!

S&S: 1.5 by akirajim 10-11-02

Why? I have to sodomize you first! Wait! Why? I've heard this joke. Argh!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

It sure is.

Abusive Relationships are not funny. either are these comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You know what is funny?

Dancing chickens!

they sure are.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

What's even better is dancing chickens wearing sumbraoes!

Amen! You're preaching to the choir!

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

This must be the greatest series ever.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

But it isn't.

Prove that statement, sir.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

No.