Wigger Masterson, Part 1: Wigger Gets A New Jacket! by Payne_To_The_Max 10-12-02

Uh-oh! Looks like the Scientist is sucking up to the wigger! Yoyoyo biz-natch, look at mah new jacket! It-it-it fucking RULES! OOOOOO! The wigger insulted the Scientist! What WILL happen next? Is the Scientist...OFFENDED? Don't talk smack like that bitch! My jacket 0wnZ your jacket! Ahhhhhh, you killed me with your MAJOR INSULT! NOPE! Looks like the joke's on Wigger! Hahaha! Looks like wiggers don't prevail all the time after all! That's because...I am WIGGER MASTERSON! I'm still here bitch. And that was SARCASM! That insult didn't hurt me one bit!

Wigger Masterson, Part 2: Wigger Tries To Rape A Little Girl by Payne_To_The_Max 10-12-02

*GASP* No Wigger, no! I'm going to RAPE YOU! What's rape? Dammit Stacy, you retard! Don't do it! It's where I fuck you, when you don't wanna be fucked. Cool! Go ahead, mate! HAHAHAHA! WIGGER HAS A SMALL PENIS! But as for Stacy's comment: uhhh, I'll leave that to herself and her dog... Shit, mine needs to be bigger... Don't worry, I'm all worn out from my dog today...I think!

Wigger Masterson, Part 3: Wigger tries To Fight A Black Pimp by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

Heh, nice lookin' ho' you got there. But I'm going to take her away from you. Uh-huh. How exactly are you going to do that. Easy! KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS! I am SO much stronger than you! Let's fight! The winner keeps the ho'! Sure you are, little fuck-face. Alright, on 3. let's fight. 1. 2. 3... *NOTE TO WIGGERS* Never, EVER try to fight black pimps, or steal their ho'(s). Ever. Holy shit, that was fast. Hahaha, stupid ass. Now, I'ma go fuck mah black ho'. Peace out, yo'.

Wigger Masterson, Part 4: Wigger Tries To Talk Black by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

YoyoYO! It be gettin' hot in here, so let's take off all our clothes. YO! What the fuck...? Hey, wazzup man?! I be your home-dawg G f00, from downtown Harlem, AIIIIIIIGHT? Want your ass to be kicked again? Well, that about explains it. Wiggers can try to talk black around OTHER wiggers. But if they talk black in front of black pimps? Uh-uh. Bad idea. Uhhhhhhhhh. AHHHH! That's what I thought bitch.

Wigger Masterson, Part 5: Wigger Tries To Insult Someone by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

Hey there, mu' fucka'. Yo' mama's so dumb, she thought George W. Bush was DUMB! What the fuck? OOOOOOOO! GET OUT! ASSEZ VOUS! SIT DOWN! Burnsville. Population: 1 Dumbass PIMP! OOOOOOOOO! This is getting really lame now. In conclusion, wiggers have the WORST insults you can think of. And if you are ever offended by a wigger, then you need help. Professional help. Yeah that's right! You run little dog! You run... Fuck you too man.

So, whaddya guys think about my Wigger Masterson series? I of course have other comics, but they're not part of a series. So, post your opinions on my series!

Yeah, they're funny...

Heya alecp66! Your comics suck! ahhaha!

I got a new part.

Wigger Masterson, Part 6: Wigger Tries To Smoke A Cigarette by Payne_To_The_Max 10-13-02

SWWWWEEEEEEET! A cigarette just for me! I'm going to smoke it! ... The moral of this comic, is that wiggers try to smoke cigarettes, while trying to act all cool, yet they don't have a fucking clue on how to smoke it. How the fuck do I smoke this thing? Oh my fucking God...

Oh dear.

Your comics are so bad that I'm not even going to give a meh.

They suck indeed. Maybe you should lay off on the narraration. Just because it's there doesn't mean you have to use it.

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What the fuck? They tell the truth, and they show how retarded wiggers are. Fuck you all.

No... they just suck.

The comics you posted in your Political/Internet Satire thread are much better written, do a better job of making their points, and are funny in some places. These... these hurt my brain.

There are a couple of things I would suggest for improvement. First, cut out the narration. Don't tell us what's happening when it's right there in front of us. We get the picture already. Second, talk about some other kind of poseurs besides "wiggers". The racial caricatures are painfully stupid. I know that that's sort of the point, at least in the case of the white kid, but trying to suggest that he's laughable because he's unable to successfully emulate a stereotypical "black pimp" just isn't working out.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Thanks evil_d, for actully giving me reasons on why they're bad. it's just that those other guys up there said they sucked, without any depth.

You don't deserve a reason.