...and a graceful segue from all the Jesus strips...

Introducing Flatulence Fraulein by boorite 5-31-01

Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth. *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPP* My child, it shall be difficult to imbue the sermon with solemnity if you keep up that hilarious farting. I shall endeavor to squelch it, Lord. With faith, all things are possible. Very well. Blessed are the poor-- *squchk*

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actually, I've sent a few new character art pieces to johnny yesterday. Its just a yellow face in different expressions...if he decides to put 'em into the creator, we should see some interesting new strips!

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Well, considering he's still sitting on the stuff we sent him four months ago, I'm guessing it's gonna be a while.

He's a busy man. He's got a band, and like twenty ho's he pimps for. He's probably too busy handing out bitch slaps to get new characters up and running.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ah well, I guess we can still pull some more TOBOR and Jesus jokes out of our asses for a while...

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what the hell, I could work with a new character

Flatulance works, farts are funny... by jhonCASY 5-31-01

Fraulien! I shink we hahft found un curen for ze farts you are hafing! Zimply step into zish chamber! small children make me all hot It iz a mirhacle! We haft cured zes- *BRRRAAAAAAAAP*

...and I misspelled flatulence

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Maybe we can fix up Tourettes Timmy with Little Miss Tourette...

CC22: One-Note Characters Who Never Made It by DexX 4-14-01

Introducing... One-note Low Pass characters who didn't make the grade... Hello BASTARD! I am SHIT! Little Miss Tourette, and MOTHERFUCKER! would like to be COCKSPANK! your friend. FELCHER! Hey kids, I'm Marshall Dental Hygiene. Brush regularly! Did you know my name is Errol, the chicken who phrases everything as a question? Have you met my friend, Bashful Bruce? Bruce...? Bru-uce...? They here, I am the Boonerism Spird. In nase you didn't cotice, I save some hifficulty thith we ammangerent of my nonsocants. Sure, maybe the cheese _was_ green, but at least I don't own a red-arsed baboon! So says the Stupid Punchline Elephant.

Incidentally, this comic was the winning entry for comic contest 22. Not a bad comic for a redneck-limey dingohumper...

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Here we go...

Tourettes Timmy courts Little Miss Tourette... by wirthling 5-31-01

How you DINGLEBERRY! doin'? It's nice BUTTERBALL! to see you RIMJOB! again... I'm doing CREEP! fine, Timmy. I'm LOSER! just on my way DICKLESS! home from the GEEK! mall... Uh, maybe I could JACK-IN-THE-BOX! walk you ASSPUCKER! home... No thanks, PATHETIC! Timmy. I'll be NOT IF YOU WERE THE LAST BOY ON EARTH! fine by myself. Say, I couldn't help COOTCH FAIRY! but notice that your PENISAURUS! outbursts don't quite seem DOINKIN' DONUTS! random... Outbursts? Oh, actually I've been on medication for a while now. I haven't had any Tourette's symptoms for weeks...LAME-ASS PUDWHACKER!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

did I just hear Tourettes Timmy say that he was from Gabe's cunthole?

I still like this guy. I missed him when he left. Though he did get a job as Andy Antagonist, so I don't feel too sorry for him.

Comic Contest #3 - Canned, just the way I like 'em by ObiJo 2-13-01

Every day, Eddie dreaded going to school. Please don't call on me. Please, God, not me. Let's see if Eddie knows. Eddie, can you tell us who the first president was? And everyday he got his hopes up that today would be different I can do this. I can! It's just two words. I can get through two measly words! But the monster that is Vegetable Tourette Syndrome knows no mercy. I've got two words for ya: Gourd Washington.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

And then there's that other, lesser-known side of Tourette's:

Public Service Announcement by kaufman 5-15-01

Phnoggg urgggh glnkhgh bzzflpt! Zwlkblbl rhhnmmlikhj. Khnqlgghh Jrrghhnknkr cute little fluffy bunnies cuddle-wookums glehhnkolhar smuughnght. Yecch! One out of every ninety-two Cthulhus has Tourette's Syndrome. Won't you please help?

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Let's see how many people this can offend ...

How the war was won by kaufman 6-01-01

August: 1944 Sir, we just got news from our man in Berlin. The Krauts are deploying Fraulein Flatulence in the US! Oh my god, this could be the end! Meanwhile in New Jersey ... Pfffnnnbnnbkkrrrdsshshhhhtkkh! A lawng-awaited breeze. Is this heat wave foynally ovuh? And soon after, the Reich is dealt a fatal blow with the accident at the Dresden Frauleinflatulenzwerken. Blpfpfpfpfknggt Khnhghpnghpffftngch

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Bravo!

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

Some people here have short memories. Must be all the weed.

Don't ignore the government by NeoVid 6-01-01

They want new recurring characters, and they dare to forget about ME, Senator Lipservice? I'll have to do something about this... You expect anyone to believe that you'll get something done someday? Watch it, punk. I can sic my lawyer on you. Like I'm scared of anyone who works for you... Um... uh oh. [Hello, puny thing. It is Xox-xox, the Senator's legal representation. It has been drinking sulphuric acid and has a small bladder. Hold still.]

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"Only things I approve of should exist." -some guy on the internet

Bravo to you all!

PUDWHACKER!

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I agree about needing new characters but there are still plenty noone is using!!!!!

Little known characters stake there claim!!!!!! by crabby 7-08-01

Hi there I'm Comic Strip Creators Wilfred Brimley look alike. I love oatmeal!!!! I'm hardly ever used!!!! How could you guys not make crazy canibal comics come on!!!! It really sucks being the token black guy around here noone ever uses me!!!!! For such a sexy bird I'm hardly ever used at all!!!! Anyone up for a little bird sodomy I think the time has come to give the donkey a rest. The gabe WATCHMEN characters deserve there time in the sun make it happen people!!!!! MOO!!!!!!!! I'm hardly ever used around here. Come on people I make an awesome cow substitue!!!!!