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kramer_vs_kramer 
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Hey! I finally thought of a funny idea for a strip! Can you guess which one of these it is?
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It's Patrick Stewart's 39th Birthday
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| Sigh, 39 today. It's all down hill from here. If only I could regain the lost youth that I pine for constantly. | |
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| Hey, Patrick Stewart! Would you like some of my elixir of youth? | |
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| Yeah, it will keep you young for all eternity. Or until you get brutally murdered or something. Look at me, I'm 239! | |
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| And there are no side effects? | |
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| Well, it dissolved my trousers, but I think that was just bad luck. | |
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| So you say that drinking this elixir will make me feel young forever? In that case, make it so! | |
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| Make it so! Give me the elixir! | |
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| "Make it so?" Nobody says that. That's just crazy talk. | |
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| I promise you, that if I get to live forever, I will have people all around the world saying it. | |
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| What? You're not getting any of my elixir, then. That's just plain weird. | |
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| ... and I see a future of action figures, and spin-off movies, and branded cakes and lunchboxes. | |
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| You really think Dune has this much potential? | |
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| Yeah, but there's one problem. | |
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| The film is so long, I'm going to need that elixir to sit through it all. | |
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| So are you going to let me have some of your elixir? | |
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| Yeah, all right. If it means I don't have to hear any more of your ideas for new Star Trek villains. Here you go. | |
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| I feel so much younger! I feel - wait, I'm still 39! You said this elixir would make me young again! | |
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| It's young in elephant years. | |
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| Look on the bright side, Patrick Stewart. You'll be this age for ever! | |
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| But I thought it would make me young again! | |
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| Well, the elixir does have some youthening properties. Especially when it comes to hair. | |
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| What, you mean my hair will grow back? | |
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| No. But all your pubes will fall out. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'Patrick Stewart in 'Forever Young' - Part VI']
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