Yes, I've finally made 600 comics! Yay! >>>celebration!!!<<< To commemerate this, I thought we'd have some fun:

Profiles | by Scyess 10-17-02

Pessimist That glass is half empty. Optimist That glass is half full. Pragmatist Who the heck would drink that much transmission fluid?

Profiles ][ by Scyess 10-17-02

Fatalist Oh, well. I guess half my beverage is gone. Cubist That glass is too round. Humorist So, half a glass of water walks into a bar... Oh, lord, not this one AGAIN.

#600!!!

Profiles ]|[ by Scyess 10-17-02

Spiritualist It is God's will that there is only half a glass of water. Catalyst I wish water didn't boil whenever I get near it. Fish Can't... breathe... need... more... water...

Does anyone want to continue this theme? Let's see how many of these we can crank out.

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"Old" is the old new.

Sure.

Profiles ]V by kaufman 10-17-02

Engineer That glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Narcissist I can see my reflection in there. Quantum Physicist Upon observation, the wave function will collapse, and the glass will either be completely full or completely empty.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

ARGGHHHHH YOU BEAT ME TO IT

And one more...

Profiles n+I by kaufman 10-17-02

Windows User Installing water: [########50%....................] Masochist Mmmm... glass to chew on. Philosopher I drink, therefore I am.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Kaufman is a god. Istalling water, indeed.

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I am a delicate fucking flower. https://beacons.ai/jesskent

I thought yours were funny kaufman.

I made a few:

ASCII by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

1950's-revivalist This glass of water like TOTALLY destroyed the best minds of my generation! DRAG man DRAG. Absolutist You either stand with the glass of water or against it! Photo-journalist (TAKING PICTURES!!!)

I/O by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

Microbiologist In this small glass of water is a flourishing microcosm of small, dirty, gross little squirmy things. Octobrist Hi, my name is A. I. Guchkov. Motorist Meep meep! Watch out, glass of water!

HEX by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

Supply-side-economist Whoops! Filled the glass too high...It's like "trickle-down"! Get it? Hee hee *snort* hee Inter-communist We must destroy the glass of water before the Ruskies get their dirty athiest hands on it. Hypnotist LOOK INTO MY EYES! YOU DO NOT SEE WATER! You see only GIANT BUNNY! Hmm hmm hmm

F's 4 U by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

Falsificationist My records show no glass of water ever existed in this building. Finalist So I can either keep the glass of water, or RISK IT ALL for the MYSTERY PRIZE?? Oh man oh man Florist (PUTTING FLOWERS IN WATER!!)

C plus or minus by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

Extremist (SMASH!!) (KNOCKING OVER WATER!!) Deconstructionist (SMASH!!) (KNOCKING OVER WATER!!) Bassonist (SMASH!!) (KNOCKING OVER WATER!!) Hey man watch it when you walk around with that thing over your shoulder.

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FABULOUS TREASURE

profiles by boinky33 10-19-02

mute guy blind guy Glass of water? Where? dead guy

I did two more and am scraping the bottom of my barrel

p(chance of me hitting you with brick) / (cost of brick) * Q by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

Civil War Recreationist Can I buy a funnel cake with this water? Touch-typist Thasat is a fooa flgass ofg waTer Under-consumptionist I am still not paying two dollars for a glass of water.

Ok I'm done by BeNN_MaKK 10-19-02

Rapist We meet again, glass of water. Racist Fuck you, aquad! Chief Justice William Rehnquist Duhr

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FABULOUS TREASURE

Your last one was the funniest...... To me at least.

profilist - this strip is half empty by TheElPaso 10-20-02

Meteorologist There'll be about half a glass of rainfall tonight. Terrorist If the glass is half empty, then we have already won. Santa's Naughty List I got a fucking glass of water for Christmas?

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My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. -Weird Al Yankovic

"We meet again, glass of water." = HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Conversationalist by ObiJo 10-20-02

Slowly, I take the water in my trembling fingers, the dead skin of my index finger's pointy knuckle scraping against its smooth glass. WHORE I scream and the echo answers WHORE! An old white man with a light brown trenchcoat and white eyebrows walks over to me.His left hand is in his pocket, his right is thumping a cigarette out of its pack. Lighter, he says never looking up. I hand him one, never taking my eyes off his wrinkly eyelids. Eyelids that stand at half mast at all times. He lights the cigarette and gives a thanks with a nod of those eyebrows. He sits down next to me, looping his trench around the brass barstool legs. Whiskey, he says to the barmaid, scratching the bartop in front of him like he was hitting a ten in blackjack. I finish the cup of water and he buys me another. Some hours pass and to make a long story short, he ends up fucking me in the asshole. And that's what I did on summer vacation. So, umm... paper or plastic?

I worked in the water and also a special ittle something for Scyess hitting 600 since he dug my other So, umm... paper or plastic? comic.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

These are great. Especially

Pharmacist (JrnymnNate)
Hypnotist (BeNN_MaKK)
Finalist (BeNN_MaKK)
Bassonist (BeNN_MaKK)
Santa's Naughty List (TheElPaso)
Conversationalist (ObiJo)

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"Old" is the old new.

I must say, I like these very much. Even a few of B_M,'s surprisingly.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.