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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Soon afterwards, Brad realized he should have spent his advertising budget on a banner just like everyone else.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

"Some punks threw my clothes out onto the rink! Honest!"

"In the aftermath, Rupert wished he hadn't jumped naked over the crack between the plexiglass. The rest of the fans, unimpressed by his furvor, just let him hang there until the janitor came by with some pliers."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Soon after this picture was taken, this fan discovered that socks and ice are a bad combination and proceeded to zamboni the rink with his skull.

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"And Wirthling isn't worth the paper he isn't printed on."

you moron! I said "puck"!

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"I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown." -- mrjass@mindless.com

The Robinson family checked their tickets to see exactly what kind of Capades they had come to see.

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Dad was flammable

-- "I said two minutes for stripping!"

-- "Sure, you may still skate better, Boitano, but they're coming to see me!"

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Original Dating Ideas by Scyess 8-08-02

Are you sure this is the right place? Of course! Why do you ask? Well, it's small, and there's no... OH, MY GOD! WHAT ARE THOSE PEOPLE DOING? They're starting the show. What did you expect? What the hell kind of Ice Capades did you buy tickets for? Ice Capades? I told you I was taking you to the Ass Capades. Oh, and I went ahead and entered your name in the drawing for the half-time half-court shot.

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"Old" is the old new.

"Before you all pass judgement, I'd like to remind you that it's cold out here..."

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"You'll burn for this. Burn in jail!"

Free Mumia!

Oops, my clothes are frozen. Use these! What? I'm not going out to get them! But alright.

Check this, you homo Rangers.

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A little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit better hung than an elephant.

And thus, Antoine Giluvitar proves, once again, that Canadian hockey fans are actually MORE idiotic than American football fans.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I found this (an apparent follow-up to this picture) while I was bored and happened upon;[url=www.newsoftheweird.com][/url]

The story:
A nude male jumped onto the ice at a National Hockey League game, but immediately slipped, hit his head, and knocked himself out cold (before coming to and being carried out on a stretcher) (Calgary, Alberta).

Mind you, the stories at this website are 100% fact, they just happen to be very strange.

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Welcome to Bohemia. Population: a lot Cash flow: a little

That is the story I read too.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

No wonder he slipped -- he still has his socks on!

Moron.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

And that was my reaction.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

He has to keep his feet warm.

You will believe a man can fly.

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heres jizz in your eye homosauruses -longdongsilver