No, not Jesus.

It's me!

Daddy's back! by DaveMonkey 10-22-02

Greetings, one and all! As you may have noticed, I, your glorious narrator, has returned... ...With new ideas, no annoying "speech marks", and a lot more jokes... Ah, you managed to finally think of a joke this time? Good God, I rule...

Yes, that's right. I'm back and as sub-par as before!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

and more!

DaveMonkey: The search for new ideas. by DaveMonkey 10-22-02

I hope you're going to include more of my zany adventures. I would never describe anything you do as 'zany' or 'adventerous', but I'll see what I can do. Thank you. I do hope you have more obscure digs at the Matrix and modern 'black and white' films. This is getting a little obscure, but I'll see what I can do. Thank you very much. Hey yo, monkey boy... OH, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I liked all your comics. The quotes were a bit annoying at first, but the strips themselves are A+ stuff. Rock the hell on.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You, sir, have just earned a place on my favourite list.

Flattery goes a looong way.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

quote:

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You, sir, have just earned a place on my favourite list.

Flattery goes a looong way.

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Coming on to me, however, is just plain wierd. ;)

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I'm not going to cum on to you....... Unless that's what it takes. :)

Different strokes for different folks, that's what I say.

To answer your question: No thanks.

Conversations that could go on for some time... by DaveMonkey 10-24-02

Who did you go see last night? 'The Who' The Who? 'The Who' Yeah, but WHO? The fuckin' Who!

A very special guest star! by DaveMonkey 10-24-02

Ladies and Gentlemen, a very big round of applause for William Shatner!! Er... Will? I... appear to be...stuck... I really wish he'd keep off the pies... The door... There's some...THING wrong with the door...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Hehe, much smartness sir!

I too have returned after a while (not that I'd expect to be remembered). Ok, so all I came up with was:

Get shitted you fuckin' cumcup by boki 10-23-02

...well, if you're gonna be like that then I'm out of here! Fine! Go get shitted, you fuckin' cumcup! Hey, what's with all the hostility between you and Martin today? Ah, nothing really. boki just wanted to use that cumcup insult in a cartoon What a cunt. Testify.

but it's a (re-)start.

I personally don't remember you, but welcome back nonetheless.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Oh, yeah... Just remembered to plug my latest strip.

Conversations that could go on for some time... Part 2 by DaveMonkey 10-24-02

Do you know what you are? I give up. What am I? A pink-ass punk. I know you are, but what am I? A pink-ass punk. I know you are, but what am I?

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

Moment of wisdom - The old hippie said to the other man, "Anyone who remembers the 60's wasn't there."

Welcome back, boki33.