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Junior Comic Technician
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BOLLOCKS! Let's try this again...
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In this innocent looking city, there lurks an evil so great it would make even the toughest man tremble with terror...
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I am speaking, of course, of DOCTOR UNPLEASANT!
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| I wanted to be Doctor Evil, but the name was taken. | |
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What vile things is he planning? Find out in the next strip... of DOCTOR UNPLEASANT!
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Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair...
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| Good evening, Trex, my accomplice in unpleasantness! | |
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| Sir, in this container is a liquid which will give us super strength! | |
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| Splendid, then we shall take some... | |
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| Shit dude, look at all the colours! | |
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Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair...
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| And now, Trex, my accomplice in unpleasantness, for phase one of my terrible plan! | |
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| Excuse me for asking, sir, but what plan? | |
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| The plan of unpleasantness! | |
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| But... what exactly are we going to do? | |
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| Well, I hadn't thought that far ahead. Do you have any suggestions? | |
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Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair...
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| I have it, Trex! The most unpleasant plan ever devised! | |
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| What is the plan then, sir? | |
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| How are we going to do it? | |
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| What do I look like, a fucking rocket scientist? | |
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Deep in Doct... ah fuckit, you know the rest...
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| I have it, Trex! The way we are going to rule this pathetic planet! How, you ask? Well, I will ask you this - what makes the world go round? | |
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| Exactly! If we were to start a small business and provide quality goods at affordable prices, soon we would grow and grow until we'd be so powerful the world would be forced to bow down to us! | |
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| Or, we could just steal some nuclear weapons... | |
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| Yes. that might also work. | |
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[Click to view comic: 'DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 6']
[Click to view comic: 'DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 7']
[Click to view comic: 'DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 8']
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