Pass overthrown by boorite 10-26-02

I wonder if my lipstick matches your penis. Do you think Jill finds me attractive?

Pass dropped at the goal line by boorite 10-28-02

Jill, have you ever been to a Catholic youth group meeting? Is that where I wrap my legs around you and yell, "Oh, Jesus! Oh, God!" No, that sounds Protestant.

Straight man by boorite 10-28-02

I just can't get John to notice me. You have to understand that John is thinking of joining the priesthood. In other words, he has other things on his mind besides girls. You're supposed to make a pedophile joke now.

Pilgrimage by boorite 10-28-02

I have hiked out into the wilderness, all alone, like John the Baptist, isolating myself from humankind for one special reason. GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING SON OF A BITCH! Ah, that's better.

Father knows best by boorite 10-28-02

Dad, how can I get a guy to have sex with me? Well, you see, pumpkin, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... Dad! I know the facts of life. I'm asking how I can get me a piece of that dick! Can we not have this conversation? But you said I could ask you anything. Yes. Ask me if you can have a cookie. Ask me where puppies go when they die. Ask me anything.

[Click to view comic: 'Defensive']
[Click to view comic: 'This conversation never happened']
[Click to view comic: 'Campfire girl']
[Click to view comic: 'Church campout']
[Click to view comic: 'Forgiven']

It was supposed to be an epic moral struggle, but John held out about as long as I would.

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*Choking on own laughter!*

So THAT'S how I get some of that choir boy dick?

I think I'll go by myself a tent, what are you doing this weekend, 'Nate?

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Dad was flammable

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It was supposed to be an epic moral struggle, but John held out about as long as I would.

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*laugh* Nicely done, boo.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"Campfire girl" is one of your best ever.

Of course, now I'm trailing about thirty comics in your wake. Fucker.

spinning by LongDongSilver 10-28-02

boorite is a cunt

Pass Overthrown has one of the best lines ever!

I'm actually disappointed with everything after the first two comics. I would've liked to see John hold out for the rest of the series.

Nonetheless, good stuff, and boorite has earned a place on my Favorites list. :-)

Campfire Girl is refrigerator material, master boo.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

best thing I've seen here (other than my goth girl series of course)Someone just made my favorites list.

Fake vampire III by Culturejamming 10-06-02

Clint has found a goth girl and "hooked up with her" He is now stuck in Evil Clint mode the whole time she is around After I get done putting on all my white face makeup we can go to the coffee shop. I told Thumper and Skull and Stardancer I might meet them there Please shut up Or we could go to the library and hiss at the old ladies or we could practice some magik... My god she never shuts up and never says anything worth hearing! Why don't I throw her out of here right now? Or we could stay here and I could tie you up and ride you like the naughty pony you are until the sun comes up I think I remember now

Truly classic.

I think I've enjoyed these more than is legally allowable. Thanks for the chuckles.

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