I thought it would be funny to do. I was a little disappointed with the end product.

Geordie Cinema (with subtitles) by DaveMonkey 10-29-02

J. Witness: Excuse me, have you let the lord into your life? DaveMonkey: Er... Well, you know... How, marra! Dae ya need the big man in ya life? Why, ye knaa how it gans... J. Witness: No, I don't know. Why don't you tell me? DaveMonkey: I've been busy. Leave me alone. Na, Ah divvent. Ye ganna lerrus knaa, or what? Ah've been geet busy. Leavus alairn. J. Witness: Do you want to go for a drink? DaveMonkey: Ah, that's a question I can answer! Are ya gannin' doon Toon the neet? Ah, now that's summit ah can awnsa!

More to come.

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"

I like to think these are a bit more my style...

Introducing: Mandy! by DaveMonkey 10-29-02

Hey Trish! Yo, Trish! Over here! Do I know you? It's me, Mandy, your sister! Mandy? My sis- Oh no... What's the matter? Are your undies going up the crack of your ass? 'cause that happens to me somtimes... I am going to kill that 'new-character -introducing' son of a bitch...

An attempt to nip it in the bud. by DaveMonkey 10-29-02

Get rid of her, you tale-twisting bastard! No way! Since I've been away, changes have been made to this site. I intend to use them fully. By introducing Jar-Jar Binks in female form!?! Like it or lump it, you're stuck with it. Now get out there and interact with her! ...So I said "Anything that's been in my ass definitely ain't going in my mouth!'. And then HE said... Maybe if I stare at her long enough, she'll burst into flame.

Proof of Intelligence by DaveMonkey 10-29-02

...And then he had the nerve to do it right on my face... Can I interrupt you just a second? What's the matter? Just checking something: If a tree falls in the forest and no-one is around to hear it, what noise does it make? Buh? Just as I thought...

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"Chance!? You had your chance, and you gobbled its balls!"