Hey! The last 8 episodes of DU EVER! Tell me if you think they are funny, unless you are boinky33 in which case I don't give a fuck what you think. Thanks.

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 9 by 3e 10-26-02

Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... OK, Trex, I have it. This is how we will take over the world... Go on then, sir, what is it this time? Meet... TERRORBOT! It is programmed to destroy everyone other than you and myself. KILL! MUST DESTROY CREATOR, AND HIS ASSISTANT! No wait, it was the other way round.

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 10 by 3e 10-26-02

Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret lair... Bad news, I'm afraid. The landlord wants to evict us from my secret lair. So what now? Well I've found a new place, it'll have to do for now.  OK  3 days later... I have it, Trex! It's the ultimate plan, we will succeed this time! I'm tired, sir, can we just go to sleep?

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 10 by 3e 10-26-02

Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's apartment... The new plan of mine is the best one yet, we will be victorious! KEEP IT DOWN, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP Sorry! so, anyway trex, what we're going to do is...

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 12 by 3e 10-26-02

Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret apartment... Do you ever feel like we shouldn't try to take over the world? Take over the UNIVERSE? Well, that would be quite a... No no NO! Just, you know, get a nice job and live a normal life. Forget the world domination idea. You're fired! It's been a pleasure working for you, sir.

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 13 by 3e 10-26-02

Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's secret apartment... So, Owly, my new accomplice in unpleasantness, what do you suggest we do to bring this puny planet to its knees? WE BLOW IT UP, WE BLOW IT ALL UP AND LIVE A NEW LIFE IN SPACE But, er, we want to rule it, not destroy it completely. BLOW IT UP Do you have any other suggestions? BLOW IT UP

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Rough alternate ending...

DOCTOR UNPLEASANT Pt. 16 - ALTERNATE ENDING by 3e 10-29-02

Deep in Doctor Unpleasant's crappy apartment... Owly, something amazing happened to me today, let me tell you about it.... I've learnt that I shouldn't try to rule the world, it's just not worth it. Life is about having experiences, learning from them and sharing them with friends. AND I'VE LEARNT THE IMPORTANCE OF HAVING GOOD FRIENDS, THAT ARE ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU. After that, Trex joined the army, he writes to me now and then. Owly went off to persue his career as a stuntman... it's going well I hear. As for me, I became a real doctor. But I'll never forget that summer, it was the best time of my life. I finally learnt what it was like... to live. THE END

Hello.

Goodbye.

I know you're a sad bastard with no mates, but you don't need to take it out on me. And judging from the quality of your comics, you're in no place to critisise anyone else's. Fuck off, go cut yourself, it's more rewarding.

All I said was Goodbye.
How could you get all that from one word?