There is Something Very Wrong, when I sign in the "Welcome to AOHell" message thing doesn't come up and I can't read e-mails and/or Newsgroups, as you may have guessed I can still go on websites. Normally I wouldn't take it as anything but none of anyone else in my familyis experiencing the same problem, I've deleted a lot of crap hoping that it would be due to low disk space and it's still be shitty, any help?

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I am not 16 going on not 17, I know that I'm naive.

I don't use AOL. Maybe you should call their tech support.

Er, why is everyone pointing and laughing at me all of a sudden?

AOL just released 8.0. It is a horrid, glitch riddled piece of shit that's even worse than 7.0. The graphics won't load and it crashes everything, and mostly, it crashes itself. AOL is having problems with log-on lag with their servers because of it, so you get a message like: "A request from the host took longer than expected, please blah, blah, eat my arse, etc...." What it means is that 8.0 is fuXX0r3D and AOL isn't doing anything about it because they'd have to admit that their fat, puffy, oily, virus-with-a-DUN-app that is their portal is screwed and it's time to leave it alone. When you do connect, click on your email immediately, even if the you have a please wait cursor. Then just weep for the fact that, like myself, you are stuck with AOL for now.

You're welcome.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Worth (or is it Wirth) repeating:
[Click to view comic: 'CC 57: You've got cancer!']

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

[Click to view comic: 'Sound Familar: Signing onto AOL']

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

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AOL just released 8.0. It is a horrid, glitch riddled piece of shit that's even worse than 7.0. The graphics won't load and it crashes everything, and mostly, it crashes itself. AOL is having problems with log-on lag with their servers because of it, so you get a message like: "A request from the host took longer than expected, please blah, blah, eat my arse, etc...." What it means is that 8.0 is fuXX0r3D and AOL isn't doing anything about it because they'd have to admit that their fat, puffy, oily, virus-with-a-DUN-app that is their portal is screwed and it's time to leave it alone. When you do connect, click on your email immediately, even if the you have a please wait cursor. Then just weep for the fact that, like myself, you are stuck with AOL for now.

You're welcome.

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