I've been hoist on my own petard.

Some dozen contests ago, I had this great idea for a photo edit contest, namely album cover art. So what happens, but I win a contest based on that theme (how do you think I already had the winning concept loaded?) But now we have a problem. I have to run a contest, but my idea's been taken.

We've hit on most of the ideas of popular culture in these contests. Music, and movies, and of course comic strips ... maybe we should do one on sports!

But which sport? We have an international audience that recognizes at least 4 different brands of football; baseball's popular here, but not there, cricket there, but not here, and don't get me started on curling. I want something accessible in North America, the British Isles, and Down Under.

You see where this is leading:

GOLF.

Yeah, I suppose tennis would qualify too, but I'll let someone else have the Agassi...Kournikova franchise. This week's rules are simple. Something with a golf theme.

As the last sentence suggests, I'll do something about this contest in a week.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Is there anyone in that last catagory other than me?
Or am I really that special?

But not retard special.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Is there anyone in that last catagory other than me?
Or am I really that special?

But not retard special.

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You're enough of a presence in these contests to get that level of consideration as far as I'm concerned.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Can we just beat golfers up with their own clubs, instead?

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

HA HA HA! Leave it to Kaufman to come up with a concept for a competition so lame that hardly anybody bothers to enter. HA HA.... Oh... Um... Never mind.

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"Nothing expresses the brutal grandeur of rectal polyps and anal fistulae quite like the mother-tongue of Goethe."

Not nice.

True, but not nice.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

FROE!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

Kaufmans pulled an Obi.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

No, the rest of you did!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Hey, I singlehandedly tripled the number of entries in this contest!

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III

I can't think of anything to do for it.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

And for that you get to run the next one. Have fun!

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Suggest... Thanksgiving... Theme.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

That's so last month.

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"Oh, look, a joke! How original! Thank you, but if I wanted my emotions stimulated pleasurably, I'd get a whore." - Donald B. Jones III