I decided to use the new kaddar art to introduce some new characters into my comic world. This series is the result -- it's sort of different from what I've done before because some comics can't stand alone as individual jokes. I did it for the series.

If you're familiar with my stuff this might be funnier, because you'll know my regular cast of characters. But I decided to post it for some different opinions, anyway; and hopefully it can stand on its own.

Of course, the response I get most often when I post anything around here is this:

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*APPLAUSE*

I love the additions of both Sanna and Hal. The Sanna and Jon relationship gels, and the Hal and Tataki dynamic is gold.

Gold, Jerry, gold.

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I ate a hooker half a bottle of knife.

Very nice. *clap clap clap*

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

I thought the last one could've been better, so I deleted it and changed it to this:

What the Heck, One More Couldn't Hurt by Scyess 11-08-02

PUNCH! _______________ BLOCK! _______________ KICK! _______________ SLAP! _______________ DODGE! _______________ THROW! _______________ KICK! BLOCK! _______________ KNEE! _______________ KICK! _______________ CHOP! _______________ BLOCK! "SLAP!" "BLOCK!" "KICK!" "PUNCH!" How long can they go on like that? Until their limbs or vocal chords give out, I guess. I am now tingling with anticipation to find out how this afternoon is going to get worse. "CHOP!" "HEADBUTT!" "THROW!" Earl's at the door. Said something about wanting to tell y'all about becoming a Mormon Hare Krishna Jehovah's Witness, and something about life insurance. Oh, and I lent him your toothbrush.

Donating to sc.com rocks.

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"Old" is the old new.

Postmodernism. Ya canna whack it.

I'm going to post these in digestable chunks from now on...

The Plot Thins by Scyess 11-09-02

You are too strong for me... THIS TIME! But we shall meet again! Ha! You can't outfight me; what makes you think you can outrun me? This I've gotta see... Wow. They tore through your exterior wall like it was so much toilet paper. Normally, I'd be perturbed at this point -- if not for the fact that now, at last, for the first time on our date, we are finally alo- Uh, Jon? I think I accidentally set your upstairs on fire.

The Plot Wears Even Thinner by Scyess 11-09-02

Hi there! Have you given any thought to where you will spend the afterlife? Well, in general I'm spending it in Hell, although I do get topside now and again for drinks. Why do you ask? Because I'd like to tell you how you can be saved through the power of Jesus Christ! Just so you know, we have a special room reserved for you people so you can all try to convince each other for all eternity. ...while being eaten by flaming muskrats. ...from the inside. What? No way... let me check my literature...

The Plot Wears So Thin It's Almost See-Through by Scyess 11-09-02

Okay... Tataki is chasing your brother down the block, Cowdjinn went to watch, Earl and Samantha are discussing theology at happy hour, at long last, finally, we are... Steady, Jon... don't rush it... wait for it... a little more... Good... all's quiet... almost there... wait... steady... okay... okay... NOW! ALONE! I see someone forgot he chained me to the closet.

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Finally finished!

The Plot Decays Like Uranium-233 by Scyess 11-14-02

Don't mind cowdjinn. He won't bother us. What about Hal and Tataki? I only ask because they seem to be fighting their way this direction... PUNCH _______________ KICK _______________ DUCK _______________ CHOP KICK _______________ BLOCK _______________ GRAB _______________ SPIN _______________ BITCHSLAP _______________ ELBOW Haha! It sounded like one of them actually got bitch-slapped! No... no, that was me.

The Plot Curls Up and Dies by Scyess 11-14-02

Is our date over? I guess so. I'm humiliated and thoroughly bitch-slapped. I'd see you to the door if I could stand. I guess this is when I'm supposed to tell you I had a lovely time. You could, but such blatant farce on a polite social lie would only insult my intelligence and make me feel even worse. I know! Weren't you leaving?

The Plot's Over. Stop Looking for It. by Scyess 11-14-02

Well, Jon, you've certainly provided me with the most... interesting lunch date I've ever had. Uh, thanks, I think. Oh, by the way, did I mention I'm wearing a black lace bra? Black la- gguuUUHHH!!! ----------------------------------------*FOOM!*------- Haha! That never gets old. See ya! I'm glad I didn't spring for the $12/ft. carpet.

Dénouement by Scyess 11-14-02

Dang, Jon. It looks like you're on fire. Woud you like some help? That would be appreciated. Well, then, let me explain how you can avoid eternal hell fire through the love of Jesus Christ... ... Dang, Earl. It looks like you're on fire. Shut up.

Fini by Scyess 11-14-02

I'm going to turn over a new leaf. From here on out, I am going to be one smooth player. Sure, you are. No, really. I'm going to play it cool with the laides from now on. I'm going to be outgoing, but sophisticated. Attentive, but mysterious. Flattering but sincere. OR you could be in the den with me playing in a Bubble Bobble tournament. *sigh* I gotta be me. Ha! I just busted about twelve red ones!

[Click to view comic: 'Epilogue']

That is all.

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**chirp chirp**

We should spray strip creator for bugs.