Me, crabby, and dcomposed did a tag team series...... This is what we cam up with.

Duck Love 1 by boinky33 11-08-02

There she is .... The love of my life. I can't stand being without her, but she doesn't even know I exsist...... ....Mmmmm....She smells like vanilla! Quack?

Duck Love 2 by crabby 11-08-02

HI!....I... just thought I'd introduce myself. I'm Steve! I thought maybe you'd be interested in a cup of coffee some time? I'm a married duck! Let me just log onto the internet and seek some advice on this situation. Lame ass! I'm married and your ten years to young I need someone with a steady job who looks respectable! Hi! Call me Jack! I'm a married duck damn you!

Duck Love 3 by dcomposed 11-08-02

Not anymore. I had an associate of mine take care of your husband? You killed my husband? Yes. I had him thrown off a sky scraper. But he's a duck. ducks can fly. Oh yeah, we cut his wings off too.

Duck Love 4 by boinky33 11-08-02

Oh, my poor husband!......*sob*...... Yes. He is dead. That's what you get when you have no wings, you can't fly. Well, he was a penguin......

Duck Love 5 (el endo grande) by dcomposed 11-08-02

Now you have no choice but to marry me. oh, ok. I know pronounce you man and duck.

The end.

Yay!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You bet your sweet ass yay!

I added one:

Duck Love 6 (Supra Epilogueo) by Skabby_Firefly 11-09-02

Many years later: Hey honey, I'm home. About freakin' time, I feel like I haven't seen you in about a week, I'd be surprised if the kids even recognised you these days. Don't start on me again, I've had a hard day, that Newman account was very important and now I just want to have my dinner and a drink. Oh yes, "dinner", I guess it's up to me to lay our some food for you eh? Even though I have NO IDEA what time you're going to show your face, don't you ever think of PHONING? You know, sometimes I wish I had just thrown MYSELF off of that building. You know, sometimes I wish I had taken up that priest's offer of casual ass-love.

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eat pie, and curry too

That's pretty good.
I guess if people want to add on, they can.

...as if you could stop them. 8)

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002