Take it from me folks. Everything you've ever learned has been through a tiny device called a memory show. It is currently recording your every thought. It was implanted through hidden ghost manipulators operated by forces unknown. The problem with this is that the Psychic Clowns are now currently attempting to manipulate the frequencey of the "memory show" in order to access a secret wave that will give them direct access to our souls.
They've already taken control of millions. Are you one of them!?! Who can you trust? Nobody! Don't let this happen to you! Go into a bathroom and regurgitate the memory show device as soon as possible!

Here is some valuable information for you to know what to look for in the event you come across these dispicable characters associated with the "Psychic Clowns"

1. A person walks with a limp, If you look closely you will notice green ooze coming out of their ears and eyes. There may be the sound of metal rubbing bone. Do not fear these are the robotic clone slaves who's purpose are only to observe. If you get the opportunity beat these sorry individuals to death with your bare hands. They go down easily as they are mostly constructed of green glue like matter and fragile mechanical ornaments.

2. Incredibly fat people wearing haiwain tshirts and black sunglasses. If you see these individuals run as fast and far away as you can. These are the brain wave operators. They carry controllers that give them direct access to anyone's brain within a twenty foot radius.

3. Teenagers wearing wrestling tshirts of any kind. These tshirts actually contain very muscular parasitic humanoid figures that resemble famous wrestlers. They stay in one fixed position across the chests of the teens in the presense of strangers. HOWEVER if you turn your back they leap from the chests of the teens and strangle their victims to death with a bear like grip around the throat.

4. Women carrying babies. beware of any woman carrying their child. I've seen many incidents where the Psychic Clowns give their sex slave women babies to carry as weapons. These so called "Babies" are actually bizarre time freezing devices. If the women suspect anyone of being aware of the presence of "Psychic Clowns" they are fully capable of pulling the babies spinal trigger and provoking a very large scale time freeze. This gives the Psychic Clowns the perfect opportunity to seize the rebel humans and surgically implant slave slugs into their eyes.

The seconds are ticking folks.
I'm contemplating how best to avoid detection as certainly I am now at a higher level of risk for having warned you all. I leave you with a message. Destroy all psychic clown activity in your sector! Do NOT let the psychic clown forces destory our human civilization! We will not go down without a fight! Are you with me!

Destroy all psychic clown activity in your sector!

I repeat!

Destroy all psychic clown activity in your sector!

Consider yourselves warned.

Psychic Clowns by DragonXero 11-12-02

*honk* GAH!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Cabal hit most of the high points, but he left out this:

You know those stores that stay open for years, but nobody ever buys anything there? Like the used record store in downtown Arbutus, or the candle-n-figurine store in the mall? Or that store that sells $100 pocket knives and $300 pens? How do they stay in business, folks?

I ask you: How do they stay in business?

Two words: psychic fucking clowns.

Courage, people. We can beat these bastards!

PS: Cabal miskenly wrote of "hawaiian tshirts" [sic]. They are not, repeat NOT, T-shirts. They are button-up shirts with collars in the familiar vertiginous nauseating patterns.

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I mistakenly wrote "miskenly" [sic].

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Here's some Psychic Clown Warnings to illustrate my point even further.

Psychic Clown Warning 1 by cabal 11-12-02

WARNING! WARNING! Everything you've ever learned has been through a tiny device called a memory show. It is currently recording your every thought. It was implanted through hidden ghost manipulators who are operated by forces unknown to mankind. ZZZZZZ ZZZZZZ Psychic Clowns are now currently attempting to manipulate the frequencey of the "memory show" in order to access a secret wave that will give them direct access to our souls.

It is of the utmost urgency that all uncontaminated human shells be hidden from the psychic clowns. All new borns should be cryrogenically frozen to preserve their brains from the drifting synapse corruption dreams being shot through our atmosphere by the electric horns of the clowns.

We will defeat them! Our spirits are strong and our minds are stronger! We have the power to overcome all obstacles! The psychic clowns will soon learn to fear our species and not treat us like so much raw brain battery slave mechanics!

Freezing the babies is overreacting. You can disrupt the

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Sorry, my PC just core-dumped and rebooted itself. As I was saying, the slave-dreams are propagated by means of standing wave patterns, which can be disrupted using ordinary

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It's not your computer it's the clowns! They've infested your hard drive! Get out of your house now! They're onto you man!

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As the chairman of the Psychic Clowns Union, Local 2468, I would like to say that I am extremely offended by these derogatory stereotypes.

Now we must detonate the explosives that we have hidden inside the pages of your phone book to teach you a lesson.

Drugs are bad.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Oh yeah? How would you get fucked up on heroin without drugs?

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That's what my arm looks like, too.

Yay, Heroin!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Drugs are not bad.

The Psychic Clowns have spoken.

Psychic Clowns are gay
*boom*
OW.

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What happened yesterday is proof of the psychic clowns' sinister powers. I had encircled myself with bulk tape erasers from Radio Shack (about 60 of them) in order to create an electromagnetic shield against their slave-dream waves. And when I logged on to tell you all about this mode of defense, the psychic clowns caused my computer to malfunction repeatedly. They also dimmed my lights in an effort to demoralize me. Failing that, they set fire to my electrical service panel (which I had rigged to bypass certain circuit breakers, because of the power requirements of my mind shield system).

Well, I needn't go into the aftermath, except to tell you that I am writing this from an "internet cafe" in a large city somewhere on the Atlantic coast. Before me is a stack of insurance forms that might as well be written in Martian hieroglyphics. All around me are young persons smoking foreign cigarettes. These apparent "hipsters" are uniformly clad in black attire and most of them sport ritual piercings and tattoos. Very suspicious. I wonder why they are letting me remain at large. I am waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Courage!

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So how much for the first minute on these psychic clowns. Is the first mental enslavement free?

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Guaranteed within 30 minutes or your money back!

How dare you laugh at the clowns?

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Let me tell you something I experienced yesterday. I was walking along minding my own business when I witnessed a car crash! It wasn't just one of those fender bender, get out of your car and exchange insurance info crashes. No Sir! It was a full fledge, drivers ed horror movie, blood and guts car crash! I stood in shock and disbelief as a car driving out of control down the street careened into a large oak tree. The hood of the car began smoking and I feared the vehicle might catch fire. There wasn't anyone nearby so It was just me standing a good fifteen feet from a mangled driver and totaled car.
I was just getting ready to walk towards the car when the passenger door snapped open! I was sure what I was about to see wasn't going to be pretty and I braced myself for a very bloody mess. I watched in complete and utter disbelief as I man fell out of the car with the top of his skull literally missing. He was gurgling and slowly crawing across the ground towards me. I took a few steps back as my eyes bulged in horror. I heard the sound of police sirens in the distance as the mutilated man stood up, his arms broken in mutliple places as the bones were sticking out.
He walked down the sidewalk. I stood paralyzed in fear as he kept murmuring to himself, I thought I heard the sound of a radio tuning itself thru different frequencies from INSIDE the man's head! I ran to the totaled vehicle and saw where the top part of his head was splatted across the windshield, colorful worms with tiny clown faces. They were all twitching in death spasms as their human host had abandoned them. I knew then that I'd witnessed a slave of the Psychic Clown's attempted suicide. The poor bastard was now left a complete zombie, his mission directives left in splattered ruin inside the crashed car. I wanted to help him end his suffering but he was no longer anywhere in sight.

The moral of the story is this. If you see someone acting strange, possibly with the sound of radio signals coming out of their brains, offer them help. We don't need these poor human slaves removing their psychic clown slave slugs in this manner. It's just not humane.

The clown-faced brain-worms you saw suggest mere parasitism, but I'm here to tell you it's far worse than that. The Psychic Clowns have found a way to infect our germ cell lines so that we pass our slavishness on to our offspring. In layman's terms, I'm talking Psychic Clown Sperm.

Test yourself (or your male sex partner) for Psychic Clown sperm:

1. Obtain a sperm sample. This may be done in any manner that is familiar and comfortable to you. It can even be fun!

2. Prepare a slide and look at the sperm sample under a microscope. Some of the sperm may have tiny clown faces. You may in fact see a battle royale occurring between the clown sperm and the host's own warrior sperm. If you see nothing but clown sperm, all is lost. The host now exists only to manufacture slaves for the Clowns.

Warrior sperm, for those of you who don't know, is like regular sperm, but in its head it carries a payload of protein-busting acid. It seeks out rival sperm, such as the mailman might shoot into one's wife, and kills it. Evolution, the "blind watchmaker," has granted us a potent weapon against the Clowns. We should all be rooting for our home team, the warrior sperm!

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Now I've never heard of the Kentucky Warrior Sperm. What sports do they play?

But anyway, whenever there's a fight, there's... Googlefight:

clown sperm: 6880 results
warrior sperm: 17600 results

There's hope for humanity yet! Fight! Fight!