Will anyone do a tag team series with me?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

I will.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Okay.

Robot Love 1 by akirajim 11-17-02

Nobody loves an impotent robot... *SOB* I love you! Who are you?

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Robot Love 2 by dcomposed 11-17-02

My name is Tobor. How can you love an imputent robot? The same way I love my imputent cat. How's that? In the ass!

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Robot Love 3 by akirajim 11-18-02

What are you doing? Putting up posters. What do they say? Wanted: The One That Got Away. You: Impotent Red Robot... Me: Dashing Young Billionaire With a Humongous Schlong

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Robot Love 4 by dcomposed 11-19-02

What's this? "You: Impotent Red Robot".. "Me: Dashing Young Billionaire". I'm an Impotent Red Robot! And I do love billionaires. But the billionaire can not love for who I am... he only wants me for sex, and that would be wrong.. What should I do?

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Robot Love 5 by akirajim 11-19-02

What would you do, Jesus? Molest some children. Dammit, Jesus, you always say that!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Robot Love 6 by dcomposed 11-19-02

Hello little girl, I'm going to molest you now. If you have to.. but please be carefull. Oh.... I forgot I was impotent. Can I molest you then? Ok, but make it snappy, I need to see a bilionare about a cock implant.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

tee-hee

Robot Love 7 by akirajim 11-21-02

Okay, I'm back. If I let you have your way with me, will you get me a cock implant? I don't see why not. Then get to the sodomizing. But first a serenade! I-I-I-I will always loooooove yooooouuuu / I-I-I-I-I will always love yoooooouuuu

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Sorry it took so long.

Robot Love 8 by dcomposed 11-27-02

That was so sweet. Thank you. Can we get on with the sodomizing now? Of course. Right after I make you a romantic dinner.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Akirajim,

Ok. The Robot love kinda sucked... Until I got to the part where Red Robot asked Jesus what he'd do... Man, "Molest some children"! Those Three words made reading that strip all worth it.

Quote " I just shit my pants!"
-me and Grandpa Simpson. I think

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NOT PART OF ANY FAN CLUB

Robot Love 9 by akirajim 11-27-02

That was a lovely dinner, but now I've got to pee. But I don't have a toilet! So I guess you'll just have to... NO GODDAMMIT I WILL NOT USE YOUR MOUTH AS A TOILET! It was just a suggestion.

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Robot Love 10 by dcomposed 11-27-02

Now we are ready for sodomy. Alright. Well... What are you wating for? I forgot I was impotent.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Robot Love 11 by akirajim 11-30-02

I make you cum for five dolla, mister. I give you the fat dick erection! I'm strangely aroused! But isn't she a little young? Don't worry, I no tell. Why not? Cuz Father O'Brien say kid who tell is go to hell. WE'RE BOTH PSYCHIC!

I'm sorry!

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~

Robot Love 12 by dcomposed 12-02-02

I know all your secrets. I don't have any secrets, What about the time you were sick and had to take Viagra up your anus. That's no secret, I sent the tape to America’s Funniest Home Videos. I also know that you were the cowboy in the Village People. IN THE NAVY!!!

Sorry, I'm all out of funny comics.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Yeah, right after that one.
hahahahaha

Robot Love 13 by akirajim 12-10-02

I forgot what was happening! Wait a minute and I'll tell you! But I remembered dcomposed was giving up. But I'm still impotent! So... The end. And they lived happily ever after in the billionaire's parents' basement.

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~But now you realize / He's not selling any alibis~