Great Story by mikeweeney 11-23-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John skidded to a halt. He pulled up to the man and cautiously rolled down his window. "What are you doing out here on such a terrible night?" he asked the man. "Killing people," the man replied ominously. "Oh, cool." And then he drove off. The End. Maybe I should work on that a little...

Revision 1 by mikeweeney 11-23-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John stepped on the gas. The man in the road was catapaulted over the car, smashed into pieces. John laughed and said "Stupid man". As he laughed to himself, he failed to notice another man in the road. The man shot John's gas tank and blew up the car. The End. Wow, I'm so good it sends chills down my spine.

Revision 2 by mikeweeney 11-23-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John put on his wig. "Howdy, handsome stranger," John says to the man, "Would you like a ride?" John winks. The man eagerly got in the car. The were both eager. Everything was great until the man found out John was a man. Then the man was disgusted, and wanted to leave. John had to kill him. The end. *sniff* What a tragic tale. I have to stop writing these tear-jerkers.

Revision 3 by mikeweeney 11-23-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John skidded to a halt. It was his mother turning tricks, giving blowjobs for only $10! John thought to himself, "Damn that's the best deal in town!" So John let his mother pleasure him, and they were closer than ever. The End. Oh, if only my fiction could become reality!

Revision 4 by mikeweeney 11-23-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John skidded to a halt. He realized the figure in the road was a giant Red Robot!"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE YOU!! John was cornholed by Tobor. The End. Damn stripcreator.com, ruining my imagination...

Did them too fast, and too late at night, but it's the first idea that I've had in a while, and I like them. I think I like the third one best... after that it kinda deteriorates into dirty drivel :-P

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

I like 'em.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!

Well done.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Very well done.

Thanks guys! Another one:

Revision 5 - For the little'uns by mikeweeney 11-24-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John skidded to a halt. There was terrifyingly terrible beast in the road, and it was headed right for John!! Suddenly the rain stopped and the sun came out and the birds started to sing. The scary creature was just a beautiful doe; John let it lick his hand. John smiled and laughed, overjoyed. The End. For some odd reason, I find this version a little lacking...

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

Revision 6 - The end? by mikeweeney 11-24-02

It was a dark and stormy night. Jolted out of his reverie by a figure in the road, John skidded to a halt. Suddenly, a lightning flash revealed the killer to be right outside his window! Disgusted, Paul turned off the late-night movie. "What piece of over-cliched crap!" he muttered to himself. Mad that he had wasted so much of his time on such drivel, Paul went and got drunk. The End. I think I might be getting too cynical for this.

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"I shall now explain to each and every one of you why I am your genetic superior, using only your first name as evidence." -- Something Positive

I must say I do like Revision 3. I like how your mind works. Its funny cause I have had the same thoughts before. Its ok.. Its normal.

Quote "Silly Grandpa, Boys can't get pregnant!"
-Randy

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I must say I do like Revision 3. I like how your mind works. Its funny cause I have had the same thoughts before. Its ok.. Its normal.

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[Note] : I would just like to point out that these are NOT autobiographical... I do NOT want my mother to give me a blowjob. Thank you. [/note]

Bedlam, my friend, you are a sick twisted fiend :-P

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I must say I do like Revision 3. I like how your mind works. Its funny cause I have had the same thoughts before. Its ok.. Its normal.

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[Note] : I would just like to point out that these are NOT autobiographical... I do NOT want my mother to give me a blowjob. Thank you. [/note]

Bedlam, my friend, you are a sick twisted fiend :-P

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Weeny,
It was a joke. Please don't cry you faggot bitch.

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