The Tobor Chronicles - Part I by gabe_billings 9-19-01

RAAAARRR! TOBOR WILL CO... CUT! Tobor, this just isn't working. You've lost your pizaazz. I'm afraid I'm goint to have to let you go. BUT TOBOR FINALLY GOT A TRAILER BIGGER THAN BEN AFFLECK. Tobor has also gotten a big head and asks for too much money. We've found a cheaper replacement. ACTION! raaar! tobor will cornhole you!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part II by crabby 11-24-02

Alright now little man I want you to remember that we won't be paying you any money. I have lots of advertising jobs lined up. Companies threw themselves at my feet when they found out I had the part in this movie. let's here that catchphrase baby! raaaarrrrr! tobor will cornhole you! Hey star how about a quick screw? HAVEN'T YOU HEARD TOBOR'S LIFE IS RUINED!!!!!!! RAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part III by gabe_billings 9-19-01

Shit, the last thing you need right now is to go in your room and weep like a little bitch. TOBOR'S LIFE IS FALLING APART WHILE HE WATCHES. It's better to burn out than fade away. You got some cash left. Let's blow it on booze and hookers. TOBOR THINKS THAT IDEA SOUNDS A LITTLE IRRESPONSIBLE. MAYBE TOBOR SHOULD CALL HIS MOMMY. That's exactly the kind of thing a pantywaisted little wuss would say. Grab your coat while I go steal our neighbor's car. TOBOR HAS BEEN SHAMED INTO ACTION. LET'S GO.

The Tobor Chronicles - Part IV by crabby 11-24-02

Alright bitch I broke your door down. Give me the car. I don't have it. Give me the car bitch or I dig up your dead husband and clone him into an evil man to come eat your food. I don't know what the fuck your talking about. Turns out the neighbor is retarded. But I know where we can get you a quality whore! Lets go. RAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

The Tobor Chronicles - Part V by gabe_billings 9-19-01

Damn, you're a big one. If you break any part of me it's an extra $500. TOBOR HAS NEVER DONE THIS KIND OF THING BEFORE. MAYBE TOBOR WOULD FEEL BETTER IF HE TALKED FOR A WHILE. ...so when he was done with the story he started sobbing like a baby. Then he threw up in the corner and ran through the wall. That's the last I saw of him. Damn, maybe he was worse off than I thought. Say, there uh... wouldn't be any uh, money left in the meter, if you catch my drift? No. And you owe me $1500 for a new wall.

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Nice! Who says Tobor has been beaten to death?

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

Nice story. Keep the creative juices flowing.. what the hell are creative juices?

Quote " If Creative Juices come out of pussy, I'll drink it."
-Me

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