We've been through everything together and continued to love each other throughout. Therefore, nothing can derail our love for one another. So will you marry me?
I will. Now let's go tell people.
They reproduced
YOU SUCK!
I see the truth in it.
I like this one, but wonder if it's too cerebral for most to enjoy. Of course, it's also possibile it's too unfunny for most to enjoy.
Yeah, I was guessing that when no one responded. Plus, it was a long way to go for a wirthling sucks joke. In my defense, though, he REALLY REALLY sucks.